Tyler Durden Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said: Being 'gobsmacked' whilst simultaneously 'not surprised at all' is a neat trick. I'll show you how to do it sometime ? europia and BucksRam 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Woodypecker said: Yes, yes, I know it's past Limerick Day, and there was a thread for that - but you need this one, too: There was a strange man called Alonso Went after a club that he wants so But a silly false address Caused his state of undress And now his name is just a Ho-Ho! i-Ram, Norman, Rev and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olton Ram Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 "Adios Erik!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 43 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said: I'll show you how to do it sometime ? Thanks but I suspect gobsmacked is more your thing than mine ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 54 minutes ago, Woodypecker said: Yes, yes, I know it's past Limerick Day, and there was a thread for that - but you need this one, too: There was a strange man called Alonso Went after a club that he wants so But a silly false address Caused his state of undress And now his name is just a Ho-Ho! There once was an owner called Mel Who suffered two years of hell He was conned by a sheikh Then a guy on the make Is there anyone to whom he can sell? Dean (hick) Saunders, r_wilcockson, Woodypecker and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 57 minutes ago, Woodypecker said: Yes, yes, I know it's past Limerick Day, and there was a thread for that - but you need this one, too: There was a strange man called Alonso Went after a club that he wants so But a silly false address Caused his state of undress And now his name is just a Ho-Ho! That was a tough read. Chester40 and hintonsboots 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 19 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said: Thanks but I suspect gobsmacked is more your thing than mine ? Haha who have you been listening to you cheeky monkey Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 18 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: There once was an owner called Mel Who suffered two years of hell He was conned by a sheikh Then a guy on the make Is there anyone to whom he can sell? No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 25 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: No He nearly sold to the Arabs but all they offered were scarabs he tried to sell to a señor But all he offered was manure next up some guys from the US of A but who knows if they’ll pay what will happen to Mel only time will tell europia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Mel to Erik... https://fb.watch/5um7mEcvKX/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Rams Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: Theyre credible until they turn out not to be. Until they turn out not to be, how could you know? Hasn't Mel got a built in bull crap radar? When a stranger in the pub starts to give me a load of bull a alarm goes off in my head instantly..it never fails! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncanjwitham Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Anag Ram said: There once was an owner called Mel Who suffered two years of hell He was conned by a sheikh Then a guy on the make Is there anyone to whom he can sell? Used to be every post was a pun, and ok, that was quite fun, now each ones a Limerick, I’m really quite sick of it, so wake me up when you’re all done. LeedsCityRam, Kinder, ariotofmyown and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Rams Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Chester40 said: Still confused... Is he a harmless, attention-seeking fantasist or a dangerous, foiled asset-stripper? The first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyram Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Tyler Durden said: How is Morris actually trying to conduct this deal? Like is he advertising us on Autotrader so every tyre kicker, has been and never was can then put a bid in for us then count their loose change down the back of the settee and realise they're a few million quid short. Am gobsmacked to be honest but not surprised at all given everything that's gone before It’ll be a cunning plan..... take a £5m non refundable deposit from every would be buyer. 2 down 10 to go and we’ll be debt free (disclaimer, I have no idea what the value of debt is) Tyler Durden and europia 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboto Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 Anyone had a response out of him on Instagram about this? Is he still denying that the deal is dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 53 minutes ago, Patrick Rams said: Hasn't Mel got a built in bull crap radar? When a stranger in the pub starts to give me a load of bull a alarm goes off in my head instantly..it never fails! Same on here Patrick, same on here strawhillram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Ramarena said: So when Simon Jordan said Alonso was a top guy and and not a chancer, he was wrong????????? Im shocked that Jordan got something completely wrong.......shocked! ? This hasn't been laughed at enough times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofmidnight Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 (edited) I'm just amazed that nobody at Derby County did thorough research into this proposed takeover and before anyone says hindsight is a wonderful thing plenty of fans on this forum were expressing concerns from day 1. I despair at the way this club is being run at the moment. Edited May 14, 2021 by Sinistra ram rousse Missing word Rammy03 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wignall12 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Tyler Durden said: I'll show you how to do it sometime ? Be careful , that there Multi-tasking is dangerous stuff . It can go SPECTACULARLY wrong ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 hours ago, StrawHillRam said: He nearly sold to the Arabs but all they offered were scarabs he tried to sell to a señor But all he offered was manure next up some guys from the US of A but who knows if they’ll pay what will happen to Mel only time will tell Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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