Pearl Ram Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 SSN reporting Tiger Woods has sustained multiple leg injuries in a serious single car accident. LA County Sheriffs Department Woods was the sole occupant in the vehicle which sustained major damage after rolling over and he had to be cut out of the wreckage by” the jaws of life”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 He was out of bounds to the right. Should have used the Driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Hope he is ok. The car looks a terrible mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Hope he’s not lost a ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Hope it’s not another drunken self destruct moment. He has been struggling recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 hour ago, i-Ram said: He was out of bounds to the right. Should have used the Driver. He is out of the operating theatre, but isn't out of the woods yet. He will be feeling under par for quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, sage said: He is out of the operating theatre, but isn't out of the woods yet. He will be feeling under par for quite a while. Fore goodness sake. I am putt out by your insensitivity. He is a fairway from recovery, and it is too early to pun on this matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 minute ago, i-Ram said: Fore goodness sake. I am putt out by your insensitivity. He is a fairway from recovery, and it is too early to pun on this matter. You really are my bogey poster. A little birdie told me you'd hard your eagle eye on my post which frankly now feels like an albatross around my neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Just now, sage said: You really are my bogey poster. A little birdie told me you'd hard your eagle eye on my post which frankly now feels like an albatross around my neck. You are green with envy as to my ability. I am sure in due course you will swing to more appreciate what I post. It is now getting late and I am beginning to flag. So I wish you good night as I bunker down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 As in incentive posts go, you lot have got this to a tee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, i-Ram said: You are green with envy as to my ability. I am sure in due course you will swing to more appreciate what I post. It is now getting late and I am beginning to flag. So I wish you good night as I bunker down. These kind of puns are the thin end of the wedge. I shall show an iron resolve not to drive home the 18th pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Boycie said: As in incentive posts go, you lot have got this to a tee. Did you mean insensitive? Your spelling is not up to scratch. It must be rough having such a handicap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 minute ago, i-Ram said: Did you mean insensitive? Your spelling is not up to scratch. It must be rough having such a handicap. That's a bit rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 minute ago, sage said: These kind of puns are the thin end of the wedge. I shall show an iron resolve not to drive home the 18th pun. I like your approach, but I would hazard a guess that if this dialogue continues there is going to be a duff outcome. We should both stop now and let others pitch in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Just now, i-Ram said: I like your approach, but I would hazard a guess that if this dialogue continues there is going to be a duff outcome. We should both stop now and let others pitch in. Yes, let's let others play through. I'm sure others have jokes about him crashing his VW Caddy. Thanks for flagging up the issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Nasty. Could have had his chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Was Tiger Tanking it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 I fancy a slice of pun pie, but we should draw a line under this before it begins to fade. Some of the puns are a flop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 10 hours ago, sage said: That's a bit rough. Duplicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, GboroRam said: Duplicate. Sorry. Should have gone with the hooker in the car joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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