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Derby v Middlesbrough, Saturday 13th Feb


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17 hours ago, jono said:

Yep, me too. It’s a bit sterile but I’m adapting in the short term waiting for the day when we can do it for real. I’ve stopped plugging lap top in to tv and started watching in my box room on the lap top with a street view. Bring bottle of beer and crisps up with me: Leave girls down stairs. Thinking of putting on Woolley hat and opening window to add a bit of authenticity and wind chill. Latest thought getting mrs Joni to boil some onions without the extractor fan on. 
 

COYR

Before the game, mash three random rock tracks together and play them as loud as possible until the neighbours protest. 

Don’t forget to leave the toilet unflushed for a few days to add to the ambience. Fill your room with stuff so you have to half walk, half crouch to get to and from your seat. Make your girls stand in front of you on the stairs after the game and get them to walk as slooooowly as possible.

Enjoy!

 

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