ariotofmyown Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 10 hours ago, CBRammette said: Dont take any notice of the Rich List it is garbage. Had a client who gave all his money away years ago as has no family and still on there! That is incorrect. I do have family. I just loathe them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Josh said: I'm looking forward to Christmas morning and Sheikh Khaled dressed up as Santa announcing himself as the new owner. Have you had your chimney swept????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Josh said: I'm looking forward to Christmas morning and Sheikh Khaled dressed up as Santa announcing himself as the new owner. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He paid the mods to install the survalence softwear on all your devices. He's watching you right now, deciding if you've been nice enough for him to proceed with the take over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He paid the mods to install the survalence softwear on all your devices. He's watching you right now, deciding if you've been nice enough for him to proceed with the take over. Sounds sinister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 minute ago, hintonsboots said: Sounds sinister. Santa is the most sinister invented character ever... ...he goes to ever child's house...and leaves presents if they're nice.... ... ... ...but....what if he's not in a present giving mood? Aint no parents can keep him out....aint no tooth fairy to save you....you've even got to leave him a scoth (the brandy was a myth) and a mince pie, and carrot for his raindear...or else.... Terrifying.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Derby Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 I’ve had my chimney bricked up. I don’t want someone who has been to a multitude of households smooching around in my house. Don’t care if he’s got sanitizer or a mask either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: Santa is the most sinister invented character ever... ...he goes to ever child's house...and leaves presents if they're nice.... ... ... ...but....what if he's not in a present giving mood? Aint no parents can keep him out....aint no tooth fairy to save you....you've even got to leave him a scoth (the brandy was a myth) and a mince pie, and carrot for his raindear...or else.... Terrifying.... Not only that. He keeps those poor reindeer locked up 364 days a year with no exercise . Then he drags them out in the middle of winter and feeds them a large of amount of magic (amphetamine laced) oats to force them through 24 hrs solid work without a break carting his fat ass, a sled, and billions of presents around the globe. Must be drunk in charge of a sled as well after the first few scotches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 24 minutes ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: Not only that. He keeps those poor reindeer locked up 364 days a year with no exercise . Then he drags them out in the middle of winter and feeds them a large of amount of magic (amphetamine laced) oats to force them through 24 hrs solid work without a break carting his fat ass, a sled, and billions of presents around the globe. Must be drunk in charge of a sled as well after the first few scotches. That's before we even get started on the working conditions of the elves. And did you ever hear about what happened when they tried to form a union? Ho ho ho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB SPORTS Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 42 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: Santa is the most sinister invented character ever... ...he goes to ever child's house...and leaves presents if they're nice.... ... ... ...but....what if he's not in a present giving mood? Aint no parents can keep him out....aint no tooth fairy to save you....you've even got to leave him a scoth (the brandy was a myth) and a mince pie, and carrot for his raindear...or else.... Terrifying.... Went to Amsterdam a few years ago and inadvertently got caught up in the Zwarte Piet celebrations/demonstrations. Relayed this to an Austrian guy at work who said that they have an anti Santa pretty much like the Devil called Krampus, who if the kids have been naughty during the year, not only do they not get any presents, they get kidnapped from their parents. Now that's scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 16 minutes ago, SIXTEEN AGAIN said: Went to Amsterdam a few years ago and inadvertently got caught up in the Zwarte Piet celebrations/demonstrations. Relayed this to an Austrian guy at work who said that they have an anti Santa pretty much like the Devil called Krampus, who if the kids have been naughty during the year, not only do they not get any presents, they get kidnapped from their parents. Now that's scary. This is one on a similar vein from Iceland. Wonder if the jist of this influenced the BFG. One other big Jól custom is the coming of the 'Jólasveinarnir' or Jóltide Lads. These are magical people who come from the mountains in Iceland and each day from December 12th to Jól Eve a different Jólasveinn (Jóltide lad) comes. Jólasveinar first came to Iceland in the 17th century as the sons of Grýla and Leppalúði, a couple of child-eating, bloodthirsty ogres!!! Here are thirteen of the most common names of the Jólasveinar: Stekkjarstaur - Gimpy Giljagaur - Gully Imp Stúfur - Itty Bitty Þvörusleikir - Pot Scraper Licker Pottasleikir - Pot Licker Askasleikir - Bowl Licker Hurðaskellir - Door Slammer Skyrgámur - Skyr Gobbler (Skyr, an Icelandic yoghurt) Bjúgnakrækir - Sausage Snatcher Gluggagægir - Window Peeper GáttaÞefur - Doorway Sniffer Ketkrókur - Meat Hooker Kertasníkir - Candle Beggar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB SPORTS Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 26 minutes ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: This is one on a similar vein from Iceland. Wonder if the jist of this influenced the BFG. One other big Jól custom is the coming of the 'Jólasveinarnir' or Jóltide Lads. These are magical people who come from the mountains in Iceland and each day from December 12th to Jól Eve a different Jólasveinn (Jóltide lad) comes. Jólasveinar first came to Iceland in the 17th century as the sons of Grýla and Leppalúði, a couple of child-eating, bloodthirsty ogres!!! Here are thirteen of the most common names of the Jólasveinar: Stekkjarstaur - Gimpy Giljagaur - Gully Imp Stúfur - Itty Bitty Þvörusleikir - Pot Scraper Licker Pottasleikir - Pot Licker Askasleikir - Bowl Licker Hurðaskellir - Door Slammer Skyrgámur - Skyr Gobbler (Skyr, an Icelandic yoghurt) Bjúgnakrækir - Sausage Snatcher Gluggagægir - Window Peeper GáttaÞefur - Doorway Sniffer Ketkrókur - Meat Hooker Kertasníkir - Candle Beggar Love this stuff, although I don't want to meet with the Sausage Snatcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: This is one on a similar vein from Iceland. Wonder if the jist of this influenced the BFG. One other big Jól custom is the coming of the 'Jólasveinarnir' or Jóltide Lads. These are magical people who come from the mountains in Iceland and each day from December 12th to Jól Eve a different Jólasveinn (Jóltide lad) comes. Jólasveinar first came to Iceland in the 17th century as the sons of Grýla and Leppalúði, a couple of child-eating, bloodthirsty ogres!!! Here are thirteen of the most common names of the Jólasveinar: Stekkjarstaur - Gimpy Giljagaur - Gully Imp Stúfur - Itty Bitty Þvörusleikir - Pot Scraper Licker Pottasleikir - Pot Licker Askasleikir - Bowl Licker Hurðaskellir - Door Slammer Skyrgámur - Skyr Gobbler (Skyr, an Icelandic yoghurt) Bjúgnakrækir - Sausage Snatcher Gluggagægir - Window Peeper GáttaÞefur - Doorway Sniffer Ketkrókur - Meat Hooker Kertasníkir - Candle Beggar Geeskreemur - Rams fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: This is one on a similar vein from Iceland. Wonder if the jist of this influenced the BFG. One other big Jól custom is the coming of the 'Jólasveinarnir' or Jóltide Lads. These are magical people who come from the mountains in Iceland and each day from December 12th to Jól Eve a different Jólasveinn (Jóltide lad) comes. Jólasveinar first came to Iceland in the 17th century as the sons of Grýla and Leppalúði, a couple of child-eating, bloodthirsty ogres!!! Here are thirteen of the most common names of the Jólasveinar: Stekkjarstaur - Gimpy Giljagaur - Gully Imp Stúfur - Itty Bitty Þvörusleikir - Pot Scraper Licker Pottasleikir - Pot Licker Askasleikir - Bowl Licker Hurðaskellir - Door Slammer Skyrgámur - Skyr Gobbler (Skyr, an Icelandic yoghurt) Bjúgnakrækir - Sausage Snatcher Gluggagægir - Window Peeper GáttaÞefur - Doorway Sniffer Ketkrókur - Meat Hooker Kertasníkir - Candle Beggar Alas, Hem ****** is no more Grýla's pet cat was no sweetheart either YouTube is being biatch to me atm, so just drag cursor to the beginning, like a naughty one into Grýla's big iron pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tram Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Abu Derby said: I’ve had my chimney bricked up. I don’t want someone who has been to a multitude of households smooching around in my house. Don’t care if he’s got sanitizer or a mask either. What on earth are we going to do if Father Christmas doesn't turn up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Ken Tram said: What on earth are we going to do if Father Christmas doesn't turn up? He has to turn up, he has a Claus in this contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB SPORTS Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Rampage said: He has to turn up, he has a Claus in this contract. Don't everyone know by now there ain't no sanity clause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Greenwood Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 7 hours ago, SIXTEEN AGAIN said: Love this stuff, although I don't want to meet with the Sausage Snatcher. But a visit from the Sky Gobbler might be interesting ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyram Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: This is one on a similar vein from Iceland. Wonder if the jist of this influenced the BFG. One other big Jól custom is the coming of the 'Jólasveinarnir' or Jóltide Lads. These are magical people who come from the mountains in Iceland and each day from December 12th to Jól Eve a different Jólasveinn (Jóltide lad) comes. Jólasveinar first came to Iceland in the 17th century as the sons of Grýla and Leppalúði, a couple of child-eating, bloodthirsty ogres!!! Here are thirteen of the most common names of the Jólasveinar: Stekkjarstaur - Gimpy Giljagaur - Gully Imp Stúfur - Itty Bitty Þvörusleikir - Pot Scraper Licker Pottasleikir - Pot Licker Askasleikir - Bowl Licker Hurðaskellir - Door Slammer Skyrgámur - Skyr Gobbler (Skyr, an Icelandic yoghurt) Bjúgnakrækir - Sausage Snatcher Gluggagægir - Window Peeper GáttaÞefur - Doorway Sniffer Ketkrókur - Meat Hooker Kertasníkir - Candle Beggar Have I missed something?? Is there a new consortium looking to takeover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexxxxx Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Any chance of this being done before Xmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, alexxxxx said: Any chance of this being done before Xmas? Not sure why you’re asking on this forum. None of us are likely to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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