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It's a little bit dry, do you have any cream? 

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The classic bake off line- "You've got a soggy bottom."

You have to beat it until it gets stiff. 

Him: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Her: Unfertilised.

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One sausage or two?

Breast or thigh?

Sausage is ready

Wipe your mouth

Fire!

Sorry I was shaking so much I appear to have inadvertently sprayed all over your jugs.

I think I may have left it in too long. It’s come out burnt.

Uncle Ben's, again?

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Just pop it in, it will only take 2 minutes

6 minutes ago, sage said:

Just pop it in, it will only take 2 minutes

No need to brag.

Shall I put the meat in?

What a big, lovely, shiny hob you have.........

 

 

sounds the same in the bedroom if you say it quickly. 

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