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Poems, puns polls and cracker jokes.

Eg Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

The chicken trod in it!

 

Someone is sure to post back:-

Why did the cow dung cross the road?

 

This leads to a topic poll such as:-

Which would you rather tread in?

Chewing gum?

Cow dung?

Brian Clough’s footsteps?

 

We have now gone full circle and inevitably discuss the glory years and some so called poet will try to compose a rhyming couplet linking the disparate themes.

Were I a chicken or a hen

Surviving in a world of men

Avoid Ferguson’s sticky stuff,

And trust in good Sir Brian Clough

Watch out for cows who dump their load

And never ever cross a road!

 

This site is such a breeding ground of endless diversity and streams of consciousness!

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