dog Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I have a perfect dislike for these twee sayings that you see displayed in twee kitchens by twee people so am trying to create more realistic ones. So far I have In this family we let things fester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, dog said: I have a perfect dislike for these twee sayings that you see displayed in twee kitchens by twee people so am trying to create more realistic ones. So far I have In this family we let things fester What a very strange thread to have started. Maybe move it to the “things people do that annoys me thread” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 36 minutes ago, Tamworthram said: What a very strange thread to have started. Maybe move it to the “things people do that annoys me thread” Maybe don't worry yourself over it and let people decide whether or not they want to post in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I thought it was like that old stand up joke your lips are like petals ... bicycle petals Your teeth are like stars .. they come out at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, dog said: I have a perfect dislike for these twee sayings that you see displayed in twee kitchens by twee people so am trying to create more realistic ones. So far I have In this family we let things fester Add And we are not twee and neither is our kitchen, jobs a good ‘un. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 "you don't have to be mad to work here, but if you put up a sign that says that, I will stove your head in with a brick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 53 minutes ago, bigbadbob said: Maybe don't worry yourself over it and let people decide whether or not they want to post in it I’m not worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Tamworthram said: I’m not worried. Glad to hear it. The thread can continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, bigbadbob said: Glad to hear it. The thread can continue. Indeed. Never said it couldn’t (although there aren’t a lot of contributions other than yours and mine). I just questioned the point of it instead of adding the comment to an existing thread. Glad my original post has given you you something to comment on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 'Don't let anybody else steal your sparkle...cos that's my ******* job'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Life’s a bitch, and then you marry one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 'A family that laughs together... are probably taking the piss out of someone who is about to lose their ****'. 'House Rules....do as I say, not as I do.. and NEVER ever wake up and come in Dad's room saying you can't sleep on... his birthday, Valentines or when Mummy has come home drunk'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 52 minutes ago, Tamworthram said: Indeed. Never said it couldn’t (although there aren’t a lot of contributions other than yours and mine). I just questioned the point of it instead of adding the comment to an existing thread. I know, I just thought "so ducking what. Who cares" Glad my original post has given you you something to comment on. Likewise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, bigbadbob said: Obviously you care enough to start this mini spat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tamworthram said: Obviously you care enough to start this mini spat. I don't care who starts a thread or what the topic is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 We have one, although I've never got round to putting it up. 'Marriage is like a game of cards, you start off with two hearts, and end up praying for a club and a spade'. Might put it up now I've nothing better to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 Working on a new one There's no'i'in team but there are three in nihilism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 There’s no “I” in team but there’s “me ta” ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 There's no F in loo roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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