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Animals Acting Like Tw*ts


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So our transfer window is fooked, our investor is flaky, our key signing is crocked, our ex-skipper has smashed his leg up and is suing us and Marriott our great white hope looks more and more like a great white dope but hey, all is not lost. Why? Well because animals are jerks and that's funny, right? 

So to brighten up your weekend and help you get over the fact we only drew with Northampton, here's some animals doing what they do best and being compete tw*ts. 

Evil Cat With Superpowers

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Barsteward cat

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Homicidal cat

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Cat with anger issues

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Stubborn AF dog

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Thieving barsteward dog

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twit dog

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Annoying twit dog

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Hooligan hound

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Teabagging the cat dog

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My dog is a jerk dog

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Child-hating horse

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Mental horse

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Millwall horse

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Car-hating horse

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Panda being a jerk

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twit Dolphin

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Ungrateful ninja monkey twit

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Pervy orangutan

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Thieving barsteward monkey

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...and finally, a pisstaking alpaca

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Feel free to add your favourite animals being twits gifs if like me you're fed up with footy and bored AF.

Cheers,

86

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14 minutes ago, 86 Schmokes & a Pancake said:

This one needs a caption really, something like, 'no I've no idea what happened to the cushions, I promise!' or maybe 'no, it wasn't me it was that barsteward cat, she's trying to frame me' ?

I’d like to speak to my attorney.?

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16 hours ago, 86 Schmokes & a Pancake said:

This one needs a caption really, something like, 'no I've no idea what happened to the cushions, I promise!' or maybe 'no, it wasn't me it was that barsteward cat, she's trying to frame me' ?

I had a dog that did this .. all the time in my at home office. “He’s not there, I know .. I’ll empty the bin and leave everything all over the floor” ... did the same if we went out without him. No big disaster .. just empty the bin, scatter everything  .. you bar stewards .. you went out without me ! .. well F your bin I’ll show ya ! “ ... it was a classic stamping feet thing... the. You got back and the look was .. “yeah, funny that isn’t it .. I wonder who did it ? .. Me ? Naaa I was asleep, must have been a ghost” 

Miss you Alfie 

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