Ruud Aralliss Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Hope we get a couple of class seasons out him before he starts coaching rather than playing. The ducking Bamford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Boycie said: Wayne didn’t thank me when I let him out at a junction. He’s gone all billy big balls now he’s joined a big club. I let Mel out of The Pirelli Stadium in his Tesla. He saluted and have a jaunty little wave. He’s a very nice man. ( I didn’t think he was when he put his toe down on the A38 and left me in a cloud of dust). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Boycie said: Wayne didn’t thank me when I let him out at a junction. He’s gone all billy big balls now he’s joined a big club. 3 hours ago, Ewe Ram said: I let Mel out of The Pirelli Stadium in his Tesla. He saluted and have a jaunty little wave. He’s a very nice man. ( I didn’t think he was when he put his toe down on the A38 and left me in a cloud of dust). I once bumped trollies with Horacio in Wyvern Sainsburys. Ironically, I'd just loaded a jar of carbonara sauce into mine, to go with my pasta. Oh how we laughed! True story... apart from the last sentence. I made that bit up for effect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 27 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: I once bumped trollies with Horacio in Wyvern Sainsburys. Ironically, I'd just loaded a jar of carbonara sauce into mine, to go with my pasta. Oh how we laughed! True story... apart from the last sentence. I made that bit up for effect! You mean you didn't laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, mozza said: You mean you didn't laugh? That's right. I lied about the laughing. In fact, he scowled at me. Have you seen how big he is! I didn't hang around for an autograph, before you ask... I got the impression he wasn't a nice man! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 If we want to talk about not being nice, surely tom ince has to be up there, didn't even crack a smile once again when Martin scored yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 He makes me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Saw Eiður at the gas station two evenings ago with his Lexus, wearing a short sleeve designer shirt, slender fit jeans and a nice tan in the -2 weather. Too busy polishing his driver side rear view mirror to give me or my beat up XTrail a first glance, even as i was staring open mouthed at him for a prolonged period. Not a nice man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 I had broken down on the A38 and my mate had come to pick me up. We'd tied a rope from the front of my car to the back of his and set off. But the rope broke. Bummer we thought, but then Wayne pulled up to ask us what the problem was. I explained about the rope and tossed the two pieces to to him hoping he could mend it. He replied, 'Sorry mate I'm not a splice man but I can give you a lift if you like' I said, 'would you mind dropping us of at the local Indian takeout down the road please bud? To which he said 'Nah, I'm not a rice man' What about the local blacksmiths then? 'I'm not a vice man' 'The Casino?' 'Nope, not a dice man either' I eyed him suspiciously and said 'I suppose if I say can you take us to my mates house at the north pole you'll say you're not an ice man?' 'Don't be silly lads, I'm off to see Santa to buy some toys for sick kids, hop in because I'm a really nice man' A true story and this proves it because we picked Colleen up and the nipper on the way. A lovely weekend it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PodgeyRam Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 I saw Wayne Rooney at a shop in up in Manchester yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 On 30/01/2020 at 20:51, Chester40 said: Hmmm... Do you want to be on Wayne Rooney's lunchbox....? . Only if he buys me dinner first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgin_Ram Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Not a nice man at all. Brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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