MidWalesRam Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Came across this. I know its Chelsea but I wonder if Lampard did this in his spell with us. Would be a bit more in line with our players wages though I would think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Dont they save the fines for the Xmas party or end of season party ? It must be hell of a p!ss up. We really don't need that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammy03 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, EtoileSportiveDeDerby said: It must be hell of a p!ss up. Just like after the Leeds play off semi final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Seeing as some of the first team players earn £100k plus a week when you are fined £2.5k for turning up late for whatever then that's just fly poo nonsense....equates to 2.5% of their weekly wage Or in other terms if someone was earning 40k a year in normal employment this equates to £769 per week or an equivalent fine of £19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Tyler Durden said: Seeing as some of the first team players earn £100k plus a week when you are fined £2.5k for turning up late for whatever then that's just fly poo nonsense....equates to 2.5% of their weekly wage Or in other terms if someone was earning 40k a year in normal employment this equates to £769 per week or an equivalent fine of £19 To be fair, I always turn up late for work. But if they made me hand over £19 every time I did so, I’d probably set my alarm 30 mins earlier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 I’d love to come up with a DCFC novelty non serious list of fines but I know it will go wrong. Why not, Giving false details to a police officer...Fine £1,000,000 a year for the duration of your contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: I’d love to come up with a DCFC novelty non serious list of fines but I know it will go wrong. Why not, Giving false details to a police officer...Fine £1,000,000 a year for the duration of your contract. Not wearing a seatbelt in the back of a car - Contract termination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Sharing a video of a team member which could humiliate them on social media...Fine,appointed then stripped of captaincy within 12 hours. I’m going to stop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Crash a car drink driving ending the captains career - 6 weeks wages, community service, a driving ban, and a bit of booing for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: I’m going to stop now. Said the Range Rover to the Lamp Post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Said the Range Rover to the Lamp Post. Very good,don’t you mean the Range Rover to the Mercedes or vice versa? Wasn’t it a tree? Look what you’ve done now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: Very good,don’t you mean the Range Rover to the Mercedes or vice versa? Wasn’t it a tree? Look what you’ve done now. It hit the Merc (apparently), but the published photo(s) showed it nestling motionless agin a lamp post... which still remains bent as of this past weekend. However, the roundabout at the junction of Burley Lane & the A6 (as reported by some lesser media) has miraculously been taken away, and all traces of its existence removed. I suspect a cover up! ;-) #youstartedit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: However, the roundabout at the junction of Burley Lane & the A6 (as reported by some lesser media) has miraculously been taken away, Causing an accident whilst intoxicated leading to the complete obliteration of a traffic island. Fine...£1 million pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealhantsram Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Van Cone De Head said: I’d love to come up with a DCFC novelty non serious list of fines but I know it will go wrong. Why not, Giving false details to a police officer...Fine £1,000,000 a year for the duration of your contract. Oh yes, someone please do this... a nice photoshop and post it on Twitter. Watch the Leeds fans' heads explode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Over valuing a club asset..Reward of £50 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Not running the ball into the corner when we're 1-0 up with 5 minutes to go = one plane ticket to go back "where you came from" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Van Cone De Head said: Over valuing a club asset..Reward of £50 million I've been guilty of that in the past - Hughes, Ince, etc. Where and from whom do I collect my fine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammeister Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Losing Away From Home: The Club will pay a fine equivalent to twice your win bonus to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Smyth_18 said: Crash a car drink driving ending the captains career - 6 weeks wages, community service, a driving ban, and a bit of booing for a while. Were you at Forest on Saturday? That was more than a bit of booing! Even my mate who's a Forest fan said she felt sorry for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamRam Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, angieram said: Were you at Forest on Saturday? That was more than a bit of booing! Even my mate who's a Forest fan said she felt sorry for him. If TL is going to get us some stick from fans for a while then he should thank his lucky stars, imagine if he had ended up with a career threatening injury and the sack to go with it as well, then maybe your friend could have felt a bit sorry for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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