uttoxram75 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 hours ago, ossieram said: Seems like we have more than our fair share of angels on here! I would post about my "brushes" with the law, but I reckon quite a few on here would put be me on ignore. Bloody hooligan. I'm going to ignore you. I'm angelic btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Kidnapped @Angry Ram for a few months, hid his electronic gadgets, forced fed him porridge, and forced him to watch Scottish Fitba........but he escaped........unfortunately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said: Kidnapped @Angry Ram for a few months, hid his electronic gadgets, forced fed him porridge, and forced him to watch Scottish Fitba........but he escaped........unfortunately! Freeeeeedom.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 10 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Bloody hooligan. I'm going to ignore you. I'm angelic btw. Only 2 convictions on that front, but they were against Chelsea and dirty leeds so don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 11 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Bloody hooligan. I'm going to ignore you. I'm angelic btw. Utch can out run any filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I was driving home , in the early hours one morning, through Leicesterville Listening to some music on the local radio station i had this song stuck in my head. And i thought (since i was young and the roads were dead) That maybe i could run some twenty red lights. After two or three, i just happened to spot this unmarked car.... pulling out behind and driving hard.... And i thought......maybe i will soon have the law by my side. i wasn't too pleased to be informed of this.....so to get ahead i ran two more red lights in their honour And much to my surprise, there they were....big grilles on the headlights. Even closer. So i pulled up hard, hoping they'd fly by.........then all of my dreams would come true But there they were...standing right beside me...a little bleary, even checking tyres for wear and tear thank you jesus, thank you lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 When I was 11 I told a kid that used to hit me if he hit me again I’d throw a brick at him... he hit me again so I threw a brick at him. His mum phoned the police and they came to talk to me. Ironically about 6 months later his mum and dad had an argument and she hit him with an iron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 My Enhanced DBS is completely blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ram1964 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 No comment No comment No comment? All a long time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 On 8 October 2019 at 17:47, ram1964 said: No comment No comment No comment? All a long time ago Who did you noble?............The Three Degrees perhaps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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