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Got to be this one 😝

He's Dutch, he's Dutch, he's Dutch,

And he likes his tulips, his tulips, his tulips,

He dances round in clogs, in clogs, in clogs,

And that's the way he likes it, he likes it, he likes it,

 His name is Phil Cocu, His name is Phil Cocu.

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To Agadoo...

 

Phil-lip Co Co cu push Billy Davies shake Notts tree

Phil-lip Co Co cu push Billy Davies love Derby
To the left to the right bounce up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with Derby County

 

 

Edited by Van Rammeister

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To the tune of the chorus obviously,

 

Phillip Cocu, ohh Phillip Cocu,

Van der Weerdens number 2

And we're coming for you

The lads on the pitch,

They will make you their *female dog*

Wisdom's stuck in a ditch

But we're still coming for you

 

 

 

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15 hours ago, Van Rammeister said:

 

To Agadoo...

 

Phil-lip Co Co cu push Billy Davies shake Notts tree

Phil-lip Co Co cu push Billy Davies love Derby
To the left to the right bounce up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with Derby County

 

 

WTF I just watched? I'm bit worried why you know this song.

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Just now, Dimmu said:

WTF I just watched? I'm bit worried why you know this song.

Why don’t you know this song? All the best discos were playing this in the 90s

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Just now, Ramos said:

Why don’t you know this song? All the best discos were playing this in the 90s

I guess I went to different kind of discos 😥

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4 minutes ago, Ramos said:

Why don’t you know this song? All the best discos were playing this in the 90s

Yep...we have gone off topic, cos I definitely won't be putting this on any play list. 

The Frank Lampard thread would have generated a diverse and rather good playlist from real songs that expressed how people felt...rather than rubbish songs adapted to chants no one will sing...but it's a broad church, so both are fine!

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6 minutes ago, Dimmu said:

I guess I went to different kind of discos 😥

Not if you were 7 or 8 as I was ...still occasionally forms part of the staple diet of any Spainish kid's club, although not as omnipotent as their other (s) hit 'Superman'.

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With due deference to @Ghost of Clough :

He's orange, he's orange, he's orange

and he likes his tulips, his tulips, his tulips

He washes 'em down with Amstel, with Amstel, with Amstel

cos that's the way he likes it, he likes it, he likes it

His name is Phil Cocuuuuu, his name is Phil Cocuuuu.

 

Or to the tune of Hawkwind's "Silver Machine":

We've got … a tangerine dream, We've got … a tangerine dream

 

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