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Advice for Phillip Cocu


David

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35 minutes ago, David said:

If you could give one piece of advice to Phillip Cocu what would it be?

Could be about a player, tactics, the club, the fans, the Championship, dealing with Bielsa or even living in Derby. 

What would you tell him? 

Don't go on the fans forum.

They know nothing and their puns are dreadful.

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If he wants to get the fans on his side, he just needs to do the following:

He has to play a fluid, entertaining 433 formation. And we always have to have 2 strikers up front.

We need someone up front who can hold the ball up. And also Marriott has to start every game.

We need to pick a first XI and stick with it. We also need a plan B, C, D and E, that we use regularly to keep them fresh.

We need a team full of experienced players who know the championship well. And we also need to blood the youngsters from the academy.

Chris Martin and George Thorne need to start every game. Also, Chris Martin and George Thorne need to never wear a Derby shirt again.  (And no, playing them both shirtless doesn't resolve this.)

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47 minutes ago, David said:

If you could give one piece of advice to Phillip Cocu what would it be?

Could be about a player, tactics, the club, the fans, the Championship, dealing with Bielsa or even living in Derby. 

What would you tell him? 

Not sure it’s all double Dutch to me 

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Find his most crazy friend, employ him and have him whip the crowd up and wind up opposition managers.

That will get all the Derby morons who moan about passes backwards or side-wards on his side from the off.

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