Suns out, let’s get out all our noisy garden equipment and fill the air with petrol fumes

[David]

Why?

Why can’t you just wipe the bird crap off a deckchair and relax in the sun.

Wait until it’s cooler, overcast, maybe a chance of rain before disrupting the peace whilst everyone is indoors huddled in front of the TV.

One finishes, and another rolls out an even noisier piece of equipment, battle of the alpha males. 

Just like Christmas where they try to outdo each other with the largest inflatable Santa you can import from China.

[Wolfie]

Miserable bugger

[maxjam]

Well I've got half a dozen chickens that I let out to keep the weeds down.

Wonder if the wife will let me get a couple of goats so I don't have to mow the lawn anymore...

[David]

31 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Miserable bugger

Exactly.

[Bwash_Ram]

Meanwhile in Boycies garden

 

[David]

6 minutes ago, Bwash_Ram said:

Meanwhile in Boycies garden

 

You know what they say? Bigger the engine, smaller the p.....

[Boycie]

My lawn is like Jordan’s knockers actually Ralph.

[ketteringram]

Is nobody out at work? 

[maxjam]

17 minutes ago, ketteringram said:

Is nobody out at work? 

Nope, suns out! We've all got our mowers out to annoy @David

[ossieram]

Working nightshifts 2 out of every 4 weeks means now is the best time to get jobs done and the weekends can be kept free for football and drinks.

 

[David]

12 minutes ago, ossieram said:

Working nightshifts 2 out of every 4 weeks means now is the best time to get jobs done and the weekends can be kept free for football and drinks.

 

If you’ve come looking for sympathy then you’ve come to the wrong place 

[Ewe Ram]

I completely agree with this. I get home and want to enjoy my garden with the sounds of birds etc not power tools. We have a tree surgeon lives a few doors down and he saws up logs and uses one of those bark chipper devises in his yard. It’s annoying. 

[ossieram]

4 hours ago, David said:

If you’ve come looking for sympathy then you’ve come to the wrong place 

I'm not the one whining about a bit of noise.

[David]

8 minutes ago, ossieram said:

I'm not the one whining about a bit of noise.

?

[Sith Happens]

5 hours ago, Boycie said:

My lawn is like Jordan’s knockers actually Ralph.

Fake?

[1of4]

7 hours ago, ketteringram said:

Is nobody out at work? 

Not me gave it up years ago.

Much prefer hearing the noise that comes from a couple of lawnmowers, than suffering the constant drone of heavy industrial machinery for eight hours a day. Even a busy office can be more noisier than a few bits of gardening equipment. 

[Van der MoodHoover]

I don't know what you're all moaning about with this lark.

Don't you have a few itinerant Ukrainians to employ with the machinery malarkey, like us sensible folk wot live in the sarf?

[ilkleyram]

9 hours ago, Boycie said:

My lawn is like Jordan’s knockers actually Ralph.

Huge?

well visited?

[Van der MoodHoover]

4 minutes ago, ilkleyram said:

Huge?

well visited?

Dried out and gone south I reckon ?

[RamNut]

10 hours ago, Boycie said:

My lawn is like Jordan’s knockers actually Ralph.

Massive?

dried up?

smells of cheese?