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De22Ram

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There cast no shadow song really got on my nerves on saturday! Was bored at work and wrote this lol! If we do beat them wednesday, 3000 Derby singing this would make me laugh! 

(Same tune, cast no shadow, oasis)

 

Bielsa's spies are getting the sack,

try not to cry now, franks had the last laugh,

you beat as home,

now weve beat you away

keep bouncing frank lampard!

 

i know it takes a while to get songs going so wont really happen but still! Had a few ideas for the last line aswell!

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6 minutes ago, De22Ram said:

There cast no shadow song really got on my nerves on saturday! Was bored at work and wrote this lol! If we do beat them wednesday, 3000 Derby singing this would make me laugh! 

(Same tune, cast no shadow, oasis)

 

Bielsa's spies are getting the sack,

try not to cry now, franks had the last laugh,

you beat as home,

now weve beat you away

keep bouncing frank lampard!

 

i know it takes a while to get songs going so wont really happen but still! Had a few ideas for the last line aswell!

I've tried singing it to cast no shadow, and it's not working.

Maybe try Stop crying your heart out?

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9 minutes ago, De22Ram said:

There cast no shadow song really got on my nerves on saturday! Was bored at work and wrote this lol! If we do beat them wednesday, 3000 Derby singing this would make me laugh! 

(Same tune, cast no shadow, oasis)

 

Bielsa's spies are getting the sack,

try not to cry now, franks had the last laugh,

you beat as home,

now weve beat you away

keep bouncing frank lampard!

 

i know it takes a while to get songs going so wont really happen but still! Had a few ideas for the last line aswell!

It was Stop Crying Your Heart Out, not Cast No Shadow, but I'm sure there's plenty of Oasis songs worth turning into chants
And after all
Leeds have won f--k all

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Think a variation of this has already been posted but...

"All of your spies, have done funk all today,

Top of the league, and you chucked it away,

You beat us at home, now we've beat you away 

Stop crying Bielsaaaaaaa"

 

*waving binoculars*

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3 minutes ago, The middle man said:

You can do better than this lads, at least do something with an original tune.

Bit tinpot that you have to copy us.

It's a bit tinpot that you've spent two days posting on an opposition fan forum, to be fair

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12 minutes ago, The middle man said:

You can do better than this lads, at least do something with an original tune.

Bit tinpot that you have to copy us.

I would like to leave this city
(B)ellend Road don't smell too pretty and
I can see their dirty fans running around their ground
And when I leave this hovel, I'll book myself into a Wembley hotel
'Cause I can see their 70s fans running around their ground

So here I go, you're still cheating around in the same old hole
Lampard is young but Bielsa's very old
So what do you say?
You've give me the dreams that are mine anyway
Half a game away, half a game away
Half a game away
You have lost, at your ground and you feel so down

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14 minutes ago, The middle man said:

You can do better than this lads, at least do something with an original tune.

Bit tinpot that you have to copy us.

I'm older than I wish to be
Yorkshire holds no more for me
All my life I try to cheat another way
I don't care for Frank's attitude
He brings me down I think he's rude
All my life I try to cheat a better way

It's hard enough spying alone
Sitting here by the phone
Waiting for Derby County
To come and play

It's hard enough sitting there
Rockin' on my bucket chair
It's all too much for me to take
I'm so unfair

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1 hour ago, The middle man said:

You can do better than this lads, at least do something with an original tune.

Bit tinpot that you have to copy us.

Yeh but then id have to think!

If we do win, and sing your own song, taking the piss! Thats going to get on your t#ts a little bit, surely the middle man? No?

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18 hours ago, ariotofmyown said:

I would like to leave this city
(B)ellend Road don't smell too pretty and
I can see their dirty fans running around their ground
And when I leave this hovel, I'll book myself into a Wembley hotel
'Cause I can see their 70s fans running around their ground

So here I go, you're still cheating around in the same old hole
Lampard is young but Bielsa's very old
So what do you say?
You've give me the dreams that are mine anyway
Half a game away, half a game away
Half a game away
You have lost, at your ground and you feel so down

Has no one else noticed this...this is a piece of genius.!!

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12 minutes ago, MuespachRam said:

Has no one else noticed this...this is a piece of genius.!!

Brilliant, I've a little tweak if you don't mind:

I would like to leave this city
(B)ellend Road don't smell too pretty and
I can see their dirty fans running around their ground
And when I leave this hovel, I'll book myself into a Wembley hotel
'Cause I can see their 70s fans running around their ground

So here I go, you're still cheating around in the same old hole
Lampard is young but Bielsa's very old
So what do you say?
You've give me the dreams that are mine anyway
Half a game away, half a game away
Half a game away
You have lost, at your ground and you're staying down

You're staying down

You're staying down

You're staying down

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Bielsas on fire, it's probably thrush.

The neighbours complain about the spy in the bush

But he only cums when he's on his laptop

 

The football league said

Don't be spying no more

Leeds are like a disease, without any cure

He said "I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore".

 

Caught your fingers in the till

You'd be spying on us still

With your secateurs and pliers

Dressing up in coaches clothes

Noting down defensive roles

Your presentation looked so pretty.

 

We spotted your spy so we called in the law

Put in the back of a van then they showed you door

Then came a tweet of infamy as you were heading home

Bielsa went crazy, will they play Scott Malone?

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How about an Allez chant?

They won the first 3 games

They thought they had us sussed

But we've got Frankie Lampard

Who stitched the feckers up

The Leeds are staying down

Down amongst the weeds

And now we'll all be happy

Coz everyone hates Leeds!

Allez Allez Allez etc

 

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Firstly, credit to Leeds for the song on Saturday - love a bit of brutal terrace humour & they executed it well

If we win/start getting ahead tomorrow, I think it needs singing back to them in spades though;

'And now that your lead has drifted away,

Try not to worry....you'll go up some day,

You were top of the league and then you chucked it away,

Stop crying you Leeds scum....stop crying you Leeds scum'

Simple, brutal, effective ?

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