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I'm not a singer, but do enjoy hearing the South Stand in full voice. Whilst out walking the dog this old song came into my head and it falls beautifully into the mood of the moment.

The old Harry Belafonte song morphs very easily into Either " Theres a Hole in Your Bucket, Beee-Elsa, Beee-Elsa"

or if Leeds might be paranoid about the spyware thing, the Hole becomes Mole.  No effort needed, and I think the South could do good things with that!

It'll make make day if it filters through on Saturday.  COYR.

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47 minutes ago, halifaxram said:

I'm not a singer, but do enjoy hearing the South Stand in full voice. Whilst out walking the dog this old song came into my head and it falls beautifully into the mood of the moment.

The old Harry Belafonte song morphs very easily into Either " Theres a Hole in Your Bucket, Beee-Elsa, Beee-Elsa"

or if Leeds might be paranoid about the spyware thing, the Hole becomes Mole.  No effort needed, and I think the South could do good things with that!

It'll make make day if it filters through on Saturday.  COYR.

MAKE IT SO NUMBER ONE !!

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29 minutes ago, B4ev6is said:

How about

Leeds need spys to win

Dirty leeds dirty leeds

 

Is that to 'Brown girl in the ring'?

Leeds need spies to win, 

Dirty dirty Leeds,

Leeds need spies to win,

Dirty dirty ducking Leeds.

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57 minutes ago, reveldevil said:

Is that to 'Brown girl in the ring'?

Leeds need spies to win, 

Dirty dirty Leeds,

Leeds need spies to win,

Dirty dirty ducking Leeds.

could fit in there Bamford's glass chin?

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Feel like we need a better song for tomori in potentially his last home game so I’m thinking... (working progress) 

 

‘When the balls in behind but you’ve got peace of mind, that’s tomori (that’s tomori)’

‘when the ball hits the net and you’ve cashed out your bet, that’s tomori (that’s tomori)’ (Ok he’s only got what, like two goals? but I just couldn’t resist the line)

‘There’s bielsa’s Leeds spies, they just won’t believe their eyes, that’s tomori (that’s tomori)’

‘Frankie sign up him up now, and we’lll all take a bow for tomoriiiiii’

 

 

Ill bring my accordion 

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2 hours ago, halifaxram said:

I'm not a singer, but do enjoy hearing the South Stand in full voice. Whilst out walking the dog this old song came into my head and it falls beautifully into the mood of the moment.

The old Harry Belafonte song morphs very easily into Either " Theres a Hole in Your Bucket, Beee-Elsa, Beee-Elsa"

or if Leeds might be paranoid about the spyware thing, the Hole becomes Mole.  No effort needed, and I think the South could do good things with that!

It'll make make day if it filters through on Saturday.  COYR.

That is ingenious. Would love that to be sung.

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Bielsa is a wonker, He wears a wonker's hat

You should've got promoted, but you bottled that 

Since we caught you spying, your form has gone caput 

Funk off Leeds United, The Rams are going up

 

(To the tune of the Collymore chant that starts similarly)

(Last line is a half rhyme, will work when theres 100s of people singing it out of tune whilst plastered)

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16 minutes ago, jagerbob said:

Is Tomori italian?

didnt think so.

 

next?

Since when did the nationality of a player have anything to do with using a tune for a song about them?? ?

 

Should Liverpool stop singing mo salah to sit down by James cause he and in fact they, are not Mancunian?! 

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4 hours ago, halifaxram said:

I'm not a singer, but do enjoy hearing the South Stand in full voice. Whilst out walking the dog this old song came into my head and it falls beautifully into the mood of the moment.

The old Harry Belafonte song morphs very easily into Either " Theres a Hole in Your Bucket, Beee-Elsa, Beee-Elsa"

or if Leeds might be paranoid about the spyware thing, the Hole becomes Mole.  No effort needed, and I think the South could do good things with that!

It'll make make day if it filters through on Saturday.  COYR.

Magnificent 

 

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Sing up...........

"Bielsa, Bielsa, Bielsa,

Your spy's been given a belter,

You sit on your blue plastic bucket,

Promotion & play-offs ya f'd it,

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da and United have f'd it right up".........

 

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Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every leg you break
Every dive you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

Oh can't you see
You belong with Leeds
My poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

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17 hours ago, halifaxram said:

The old Harry Belafonte song morphs very easily into Either " Theres a Hole in Your Bucket, Beee-Elsa, Beee-Elsa"

Very good! Also the last 2 words of the chorus finish it off aptly.

"There's a hole in your bucket, bee elsa, bee elsa,
There's a hole in your bucket, bee elsa, a hole."

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9 hours ago, ossieram said:

Keep it simple and just sing,  

You don't know what we're doing. 

I read that yesterday.  Nothing!

Today, I have read it again... only NOW I laugh.  only Now I applaud... and I've been sober all weekend, so I can't even use that as an excuse!

So brilliant, I almost missed it!  Bravo!

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Just now, Mucker1884 said:

I read that yesterday.  Nothing!

Today, I have read it again... only NOW I laugh.  only Now I applaud... and I've been sober all weekend, so I can't even use that as an excuse!

So brilliant, I almost missed it!  Bravo!

Are you sober now? I only posted it 9 hours ago!

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