David Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 I’ll start.... Plucking nose hair Washing pots Hoovering Organising your sock draw Counting baked beans in a can Doing your accounts for HMRC Watching Burton Albion Drinking cider Painting the garden fence Watching the garden fence paint dry Picking up warm dog mess Clearing out of date food out the kitchen cupboard Putting the bin out Trying to figure out what’s on Froggg’s plate Food shopping Paying bills Finding the cheapest insurance quote Cleaning spider webs from the washing line Cricket, yes cricket. Watching the progress bar waiting for PS4 game to install Navigating the Derby Telegraph Website Listening to Forest fans talk about their famous history Picking up stuffing from a destroyed dog toy Ticking off days on the calendar that Mafiabob hasn’t placed a bet Cleaning windows Reading people trying to convince you they are happy with their Android phone Politicians Detangling the hoover which has the missus hair wrapped round it Ricky Gervais Following the adventures of Angry Rams knee Listening to Derby fans saying we won’t make the play offs Picking cigarette butts up from your garden when you don’t even smoke Plumping up sofa cushions Crushing cans so you can fit more in the recycling tubs Trying to piece together your mail that the dog turned into a jigsaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, David said: I’ll start.... Plucking nose hair Washing pots Hoovering Organising your sock draw Counting baked beans in a can Doing your accounts for HMRC Watching Burton Albion Drinking cider Painting the garden fence Watching the garden fence paint dry Picking up warm dog mess Clearing out of date food out the kitchen cupboard Putting the bin out Trying to figure out what’s on Froggg’s plate Food shopping Paying bills Finding the cheapest insurance quote Cleaning spider webs from the washing line Cricket, yes cricket. Watching the progress bar waiting for PS4 game to install Navigating the Derby Telegraph Website Listening to Forest fans talk about their famous history Picking up stuffing from a destroyed dog toy Ticking off days on the calendar that Mafiabob hasn’t placed a bet Cleaning windows Reading people trying to convince you they are happy with their Android phone Politicians Detangling the hoover which has the missus hair wrapped round it Ricky Gervais Following the adventures of Angry Rams knee Listening to Derby fans saying we won’t make the play offs Picking cigarette butts up from your garden when you don’t even smoke Plumping up sofa cushions Crushing cans so you can fit more in the recycling tubs Trying to piece together your mail that the dog turned into a jigsaw Choose your future, choose life . But why would I want to do a thing like that .... when I can gorge on the sofa watching game of thrones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 15, 2019 Author Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just now, Gee SCREAMER !! said: Choose your future, choose life . But why would I want to do a thing like that .... when I can gorge on the sofa watching game of thrones. Forgot about that one, although I think it went a bit different to that. Trainspotting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Teaching the dog to ignore the mail, Teaching the dog to play with cuddly toys, not shred them. Teaching the dog to do the accounts for HMRC. Teaching the dog to paint the fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Not a fan then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Teaching the dog to ignore the mail, Teaching the dog to play with cuddly toys, not shred them. Teaching the dog to do the accounts for HMRC. Teaching the dog to paint the fence. Hi Harry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 35 minutes ago, David said: Forgot about that one, although I think it went a bit different to that. Trainspotting. That's the one . First one much better than the second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just now, Ghost of Clough said: Hi Harry Took me a minute... but I got there! ...I'd have been a lot quicker if it said 'Arry! Honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 31 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Teaching the dog to ignore the mail, Teaching the dog to play with cuddly toys, not shred them. Teaching the dog to do the accounts for HMRC. Teaching the dog to paint the fence. You are Harry Rednapp and I claim my £5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 What is Game of Thrones? Is it something William and Harry play on the X-Box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 This advert. It’s better than some films too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Winding your Mrs up about the fact you’ve never seen game of thrones is a fun activity for me at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 38 minutes ago, Ramslad1992 said: Winding your Mrs up about the fact you’ve never seen game of thrones is a fun activity for me at the minute. Me too, doubt I’ve missed owt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Being disemboweled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 13 hours ago, Paul71 said: Being disemboweled Please elaborate, you are probably the only person that has survived that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Game Of Thrones = Apple events Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Not posted until now as I could not think of anything. Still can’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 33 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Not posted until now as I could not think of anything. Still can’t. You’re not one of those are you! Tut tut, you disappoint me Angry, thought you would be better than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, David said: You’re not one of those are you! Tut tut, you disappoint me Angry, thought you would be better than this. I love it. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 On 20/04/2019 at 15:31, Angry Ram said: Not posted until now as I could not think of anything. Still can’t. Derby winning on Saturday and going on to win promotion, perhaps? That's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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