Parsnip Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 31 minutes ago, David said: A grown man asking a 16 year old to send him photos over the internet of himself in a toilet cubicle, be a Netflix documentary on you one day. Kerching! $$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Parsnip said: Kerching! $$$ You’ll be 6ft under and unable to spend a single penny of it, in fact you wouldn’t be given a single penny, if anything Burton Ram would be quids in and for once would be able to afford a decent pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, David said: You’ll be 6ft under and unable to spend a single penny of it, in fact you wouldn’t be given a single penny, if anything Burton Ram would be quids in and for once would be able to afford a decent pint. You're not allowed to be my agent. This is going to be my legacy. Finally something for my kids to be proud of their old man for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo jones Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Myself and Charlie had many good away trips with Derby and a couple of England games, before I got old and “responsible”. I managed to refrain from running on the pitch to attack players, or start fights with opposition fans as well amazingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 43 minutes ago, jimbo jones said: Myself and Charlie had many good away trips with Derby and a couple of England games, before I got old and “responsible”. I managed to refrain from running on the pitch to attack players, or start fights with opposition fans as well amazingly. Are you saying you were a mate of his? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Lad at Stoke away came next to me in the urinal and snooted a key ? At the time you think it’s just him being a gobshite as per, but as you get older you realise that Noel Gallagher was pretty much spot on when he said almost everyone does drugs. It’s been said before, but football isn’t particularly problematic, it’s a snapshot of society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo jones Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 47 minutes ago, RamNut said: Are you saying you were a mate of his? Best mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 47 minutes ago, jimbo jones said: Best mates. Sounds great. I'd love to hear about that. He was a fantastic player. i read his book, and you can't help but like him. He said "i'm not a serious gambler. The most i've bet is about £10,000". Jeeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 3 hours ago, cannable said: Lad at Stoke away came next to me in the urinal... Was your presence merely coincidental, or was he actually staring at you when he did this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I wonder if a purveyor of Charlie north of the border might go by the name Sellagram Tam. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 On 23/03/2019 at 23:24, David said: Full story https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/03/23/revealed-alarming-cocaine-use-wembley-england-vs-czech-republic/ Find this quite a sad story to be honest, probably goes up and down the country week in week out at games, would explain a few things. What happened to a few pints and a Balti pie? State of toilets at football grounds I wouldn’t want to stick my nose anywhere near one. It’s scarf up and take a deep breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I thought that back in the late 80’s the drug scene phased out the hooligans with most football firms having doormen from nightclubs who found they loved each other once they had had a duck or a double duck ?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I doubt Pride Park is any better - every week in the South Stand you see some young lad who looks like he's barely left school, in the toilets with a bright red nose, sniffing and acting like a total prat. Coke is it's own worst advert. Anyone whose seen someone on coke would surely never want to do it. Who would consciously want to take a drug that turns you into a total pillock? Must be the peer pressure I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I've smoked weed a number of times, I won't touch go near cocaine. We all know cocaine is for the lightweights who can't handle their drink :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 There's more pork in a Richmond sausage than there is cocaine in a gram of "cocaine". More often than not they're sniffing laundry detergent & baby milk powder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 On 23/03/2019 at 23:40, BurtonRam7 said: If we're going for horrific away day toilet confessions, I've got one to top the lot. If you add a hormonal 16-year-old, alcohol, a phone and a cubical, I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest. Not my proudest moment. To make matters worse, it was at grotty Sheffield Wednesday. This was never a 'confess your unpopular away day experience' thread. Not even close to it. Yet somehow you've gone on to tell everybody you knocked one out at Hillsborough. The Leppings Lane end too. Don't you think that stand has been through enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 12 hours ago, rynny said: Surprised that only 50% of the cubicles in Parliament were found to have traces of coke in them. The way our MPs are performing those not using coke must be on something stronger and number of them look if they've been using spice, going by their lack of movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 On 23/03/2019 at 23:40, BurtonRam7 said: If we're going for horrific away day toilet confessions, I've got one to top the lot. If you add a hormonal 16-year-old, alcohol, a phone and a cubical, I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest. Not my proudest moment. To make matters worse, it was at grotty Sheffield Wednesday. Have to say, that is the most embarrassing post I've ever read on here. In fact, worse than embarrassing, but also outrageously shameful and totally unacceptable. If you don't get banned for that (You really should, imo), then you simply must consider voluntarily "retiring" from this forum, if only to save the last milligram of decorum you may have left! ... Seriously... How you can ever consider returning to these pages when you can't even spell "cubicle", is totally beyond my comprehension!! Shame on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 On 23/03/2019 at 23:24, David said: State of toilets at football grounds I wouldn’t want to stick my nose anywhere near one. Yet some people will do anything to hoover up the dregs of what is left on a toilet seat,,,,,,,,ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, StivePesley said: Yet some people will do anything to hoover up the dregs of what is left on a toilet seat,,,,,,,,ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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