David Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Quote Cocaine use appears to have been rife among those attending England’s opening European Championship qualifier at Wembley, according to a Sunday Telegraph investigation. Traces of the class-A drug were found in around half of toilet cubicles tested by reporters after Friday night’s game, despite spectators being warned they faced “enhanced” security checks. The revelation about the potential scale of cocaine use by England fans was last night branded “alarming” and there were calls for more to be done to combat it. Full story https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/03/23/revealed-alarming-cocaine-use-wembley-england-vs-czech-republic/ Find this quite a sad story to be honest, probably goes up and down the country week in week out at games, would explain a few things. What happened to a few pints and a Balti pie? State of toilets at football grounds I wouldn’t want to stick my nose anywhere near one. It’s scarf up and take a deep breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, David said: State of toilets at football grounds I wouldn’t want to stick my nose anywhere near one. It’s scarf up and take a deep breath. 1 If we're going for horrific away day toilet confessions, I've got one to top the lot. If you add a hormonal 16-year-old, alcohol, a phone and a cubical, I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest. Not my proudest moment. To make matters worse, it was at grotty Sheffield Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said: If we're going for horrific away day toilet confessions, I've got one to top the lot. If you add a hormonal 16-year-old, alcohol, a phone and a cubical, I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest. Not my proudest moment. To make matters worse, it was at grotty Sheffield Wednesday. You see that’s so wrong I’m struggling for words to describe how wrong that is, and why you would even want to publicly admit to that. Nobody should ever publicly admit to that as they should never be doing that in the first place. Weird. Very weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 And there's me thinking @David was taking this fella to the Rotherham game. The good old days when @Angry Ram was giving it large to Kumbaya whilst lighting a fire and spending quality time with his loved ones enjoying the setting of the sun and just being happy to be alive. Oh eck.......anyone seen my tent?......I'm sure I pitched it somewhere around here........oh ffs......who put that there?.......anyone got a torch.....I can't see anything.........arrrrrrrgh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 "C is for charlie and c is for class, and you can stick your B team right up your......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 6 hours ago, David said: You see that’s so wrong I’m struggling for words to describe how wrong that is, and why you would even want to publicly admit to that. Nobody should ever publicly admit to that as they should never be doing that in the first place. Weird. Very weird. 16 is a weird age. Obviously wouldn’t dream of it now. We all do things we regret but can laugh about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeytennis12345 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 7 hours ago, David said: Full story https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/03/23/revealed-alarming-cocaine-use-wembley-england-vs-czech-republic/ Find this quite a sad story to be honest, probably goes up and down the country week in week out at games, would explain a few things. What happened to a few pints and a Balti pie? State of toilets at football grounds I wouldn’t want to stick my nose anywhere near one. It’s scarf up and take a deep breath. I help to run a pub over in Lincolnshire and we've started to rub Vaseline over all of the surfaces in the loos to thwart the 'sniffers.' It's actually far more of a problem in the ladies ! I had one come and complain to me about how slippery it was on top of the cistern. My face said it all. Sad fact of life that all walks of life have this issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 It’s no surprise now you see a lot of it at horse racing too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Mafiabob said: It’s no surprise now you see a lot of it at horse racing too How do you know! Keep away! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 No wonder we have idiots attacking players on the pitch, happened again in a non league game yesterday. I can't even imagine watching a match pissed up never mind out my head on drugs. Although, in fairness back in the Phil Brown days it might have got me through them better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Perhaps a mitigation strategy could be to move them all towards E so at least when they bomb onto the pitch they're more likely to give the players a big and persistent hug? Perhaps not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Boycie said: How do you know! Keep away! ? Get a few who message who have cross addiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 It’s going off in the bogs at our away games. I think the only one it didn’t was Barnsley when someone shat all over the bog. No one would put their nose near that bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 45 minutes ago, Gritters said: It’s going off in the bogs at our away games. I think the only one it didn’t was Barnsley when someone shat all over the bog. No one would put their nose near that bog. Yeah, sorry about that, gluten got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Boycie said: Yeah, sorry about that, gluten got me. Oh right that’s what it was. I thought it was a batch cut with some laxative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Gritters said: Oh right that’s what it was. I thought it was a batch cut with some laxative. Could of been, either one. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 11 hours ago, BurtonRam7 said: If we're going for horrific away day toilet confessions, I've got one to top the lot. If you add a hormonal 16-year-old, alcohol, a phone and a cubical, I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest. Not my proudest moment. There's a separate thread for that mate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Blimey, what a sheltered life I lead. There's me thinking this was a thread about me bringing my nephew, Charles, to a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, Parsnip said: There's a separate thread for that mate... A grown man asking a 16 year old to send him photos over the internet of himself in a toilet cubicle, be a Netflix documentary on you one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 28 minutes ago, David said: A grown man asking a 16 year old to send him photos over the internet of himself in a toilet cubicle, be a Netflix documentary on you one day. I’m a grown man too now. Yewtree won’t get between us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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