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Lampard and the Chelsea job


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I am not sure the circus is ever going to end.

Say Frank leaves, we’ll probably be referred to as The Club Formerly Known as Frank Lampard’s Derby County, and we’ll probably host a yearly friendly with West Ham called Battle of the Exes.

We’ll probably even end up as a pub quiz question: Frank Lampard managed Chelsea to 11th in the Premier League, won Liga MX with Club America, the Qatari league title with Al Ahli, and finally won the Russian Premier League with Rubin Kazan. But where did his storied managerial career begin?

When does pre-season start? ?

 

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7 hours ago, Coconut said:

You've got to bare in mind that this wouldn't be "Ian Wright, Wright, Wright" these days but "Ian Wright, Wright Wright Wright Wright Wright Wright, Ian Wright, wright, wright, wright, Wright, Wright, Wright, Ian Wright" to the tune of Baby Shark.

 

Now just think what you've started!

Bare Ian Wright in mind?

Is that the same as imagining your audience naked?

Yeuch!?

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I hope he waits politely while he's introduced, thanks the host, and then just starts swearing loudly - grabbing other people's microphones when his gets turned off.

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