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AmericanRam

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Let's have some love for John Cooper Clarke! The best punk poet. Here's one of my favourites

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Hire Car

Double park – don’t lock the door
Push the pedals through the floor
Give it loads and then some more
It’s a hire car baby

Grip the stick – grind the gears
Watch that distance disappear
Never yours in a thousand years
It’s a hire car baby

Hire-car, hire-car
Why would anybody buy a car?
Bang it, prang it, say ta ta
It’s a hire car baby

Bad behaviour on the street
Save yourself a couple of sheets
Collision rate keeps it sweet
It’s a hire car baby

Show this motor no respect
Bump it, dump it, call collect
What else do the firm expect
It’s a hire car baby

Drive the ducker anywhere
Just like you don’t care
Put it down to wear and tear
It’s a hire car baby

Pray the person who hired it last
Didn’t drive it quite so fast
This dakarum dodgem doesn’t last
It’s a hire car baby

Try not to kill yourself
Or injure anybody else
Don’t forget to fasten your belts

Rent it, dent it, bang it, prang it
Bump it, dump it, scorch it, torch it
Crash and burn it, don’t return it
Lost deposit, let ’em earn it
Who cares, it’s on the firm
It’s a hire car baby

 

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Spike Milligan every time:

Look at all those monkeys
Jumping in their cage.
Why don't they all go out to work
And earn a decent wage?

    How can you say such silly things,
    And you a son of mine?
    Imagine monkeys travelling on
    The Morden-Edgware line!

But what about the Pekinese!
They have an allocation.
'Don't travel during Peke hour',
It says on every station.

    My Gosh, you're right, my clever boy,
    I never thought of that!
    And so they left the monkey house,
    While an elephant raised his hat.

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16 hours ago, Turk Thrust said:

e e cummings for me. I can get lost in his works. Love the way he writes even to refusing to use capital letters

 

And here's a challenge for anyone who thinks they have some poetical bent. Pen the next line to this:- ( as far as I know there is only one possibility)

"There was a young girl from Aberystwyth...

"There was a young girl from Aberystwyth,

Who was stung on the arm by a bee.

When asked "Did it hurt?", She said "No, It didn't"

"But thank God it wasn't a hornet".

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Proud moment alert:

I actually had a poem published in the DET Letters page, all those years ago when everyone with an Oakwood postcode saw fit to tell DCFC to eff off with their plans to relocate to Moor Farm.  I hasten to add my poem was pro the plans, not against them!

I don't have a transcript that I can copy and paste onto here... but joy behold... I do believe there's a dusty old framed version still hanging in the hall at home!  I'll see if I can photograph it when I get home, and post the result on here*!

 

*Warning:  I'm a big softy at heart, so be warned... it will bring tears to your eyes!  LOL!

 

#realmenhavefeelings

 

 

 

...But yeah... generally speaking... Poetry is a bit girly, innit!  

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18 hours ago, AmericanRam said:

Anyone else a fan of poetry? Have a favorite poem or poet?Wrote some?Always have liked reading it and gaining something meaningful from it.

My personal favorite poem of all time is 'Do not go Gentle into that good night' by Dylan Thomas,just so poignant and brilliant.Favorite poet overall is Robert Frost.

No. 

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Oakwood was built on the green belt that was previously my playground. Many residents then kicked off when DCFC wanted to build Moor Farm, and objections were strong. 

This was my own thoughts, which was published on the letters page of the DET. 

(My son re-typed it out and printed it off on one of those fancy compooter things, so we framed it, and hung it in the hall. Sad, I know, but it’s the only works I’ve ever had published!  LOL!)

(EDIT:  Our first grandchild was on the way at the time, hence the reference... She was 18 on Tuesday!  How time flies!!)

 

hope this works... a bit tech for me....

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18 hours ago, AmericanRam said:

As a matter of fact...??

It was 40 years ago that a beauty was born

That the world paused to celebrate

 This fair lady was unique and beloved by all

And even the angels wished to know her fate.

And then when the beauty was grown and so fair

Men would try and show off their might

In the hopes that they could get to hold her tight.

Yet one man was lucky, so fortunate so blessed,

That she chose him as better than all the rest

He still can’t believe that this angel is his girl

That man is me, you are the angel, my world.

I hope to God that wasn't for her 39th birthday!  

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18 hours ago, Turk Thrust said:

e e cummings for me. I can get lost in his works. Love the way he writes even to refusing to use capital letters

 

And here's a challenge for anyone who thinks they have some poetical bent. Pen the next line to this:- ( as far as I know there is only one possibility)

"There was a young girl from Aberystwyth...

...who had a prominent cyst with

scabs on the outer, and pus deep within 

But I still gave her one

Round the back..., near the bin.

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Saw a humorous film about a ghost who haunts his wife out of jealousy and from that this poem sprung

Spirit Is Willing

Said that I had left sang me a mass
Wouldn't get any more of your ass
Maybe they're right maybe I'm dead
Still I can't get you out of my head

So here I am hon just hanging around
Read your thoughts hear every sound
See you sleep am there as you shower
Am really enjoying having this power

Now I want you to get rid of that guy
No explanations just tell him goodbye
But I forgive you baby you didn't know
Whereas now you do so tell him to go

I told you before I gave you my word
Maybe it's time that you finally heard
Not leaving you baby I am here to stay
You know I always get my own way

Pour us a drink I'll sip it through you
While I'm figuring out how to do you
Hold on a second call him back in
We may yet have some use for him

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18 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

Oakwood was built on the green belt that was previously my playground. Many residents then kicked off when DCFC wanted to build Moor Farm, and objections were strong. 

This was my own thoughts, which was published on the letters page of the DET. 

(My son re-typed it out and printed it off on one of those fancy compooter things, so we framed it, and hung it in the hall. Sad, I know, but it’s the only works I’ve ever had published!  LOL!)

(EDIT:  Our first grandchild was on the way at the time, hence the reference... She was 18 on Tuesday!  How time flies!!)

 

hope this works... a bit tech for me....

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You noticed the typo on the 4th line of the right hand column before?

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24 minutes ago, JoetheRam said:

You noticed the typo on the 4th line of the right hand column before?

There were a couple of grammatical errors that I pulled my lad up on at the time (He re-typed my original), but no, I don't recall ever noticing the word "Scence" before, so very well spotted!  A well earned "like" to you!

In my defence, I must have some form of word blindness, along with other members of my family, as not one of the four of us noticed that, upon turning up for our very first Tenpin bowling league match many years ago, wearing our nice new team shirts, the supposedly professional embroidery on the back declared our team name, and the fact that we were "sposered by..."!  Doh!  (We did of course send them back to be replaced, but that didn't help our first night embarrassment, nor the endless ribbing thereafter!)

... The plus point, of course, is that I can fully understand every one of B4's posts.  ;-)

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I love poetry me, here are a few.

Roses are red Violets are blue
I knew that, did you?

The brain we all love
It's so grey and soft
Without it, our arms and legs would fall off.

Toilet seat, sweet toilet seat
It's the one thing every day, we must all meet.

One from Mr Milligan:-

Doctor O'Dell fell down a well and broke his collar bone.
Doctors should attent the sick....and leave the well alone.

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On 21 March 2019 at 20:25, David said:

It does in my head, comes down to accents I guess 

There was a young girl from Aberystwyth

Who liked to nibble a biscwyth

 

 

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