Bob The Badger Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 And it's this. We stagger into the playoffs like a man crawling out of the Sahara on his hands and knees after 5-days without water. Sheff Utd pip Leeds on goal difference after Leed concede 2 late goals to already relegated Ipswich in the last game of the season meaning we have to play them in the playoff semis. Leeds finish 20 points clear of us after beating us twice and petition the league to change the rules regarding promotion citing the fact that (and I quote), "We are Leeds and we do not understand, nor accept, that the rules apply to us too. When did this outrage happen". the league is unmoved and Leeds are mocked by every other team even worse than when they changed their stupid badge. They throw everything at us at Pride Park but only end up with a 0-0 draw after Carson saves a last-minute penalty. Everybody knows we're out of it going to Elland Road. Out of it, like a fox! The team that played at Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford turns up and put on a clinical show. We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. Villa gets put to the sword at Wembley resulting in Grelish getting sent off for crying so hard he was affecting the condition of the pitch and the Rams cruising to a 4-0 win, leading to a Frank lead bounce so impressive that all other teams sign a pact to never try and match it again. I'm fairly confident that's what is going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 What a whopper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curb Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 I hope we don’t get Leeds in the final, as we wouldn’t get allocated any tickets. Well I’ll it’s not fair to deny any of their 100,000 away fans a ticket is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 44 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: And it's this. We stagger into the playoffs like a man crawling out of the Sahara on his hands and knees after 5-days without water. Sheff Utd pip Leeds on goal difference after Leed concede 2 late goals to already relegated Ipswich in the last game of the season meaning we have to play them in the playoff semis. Leeds finish 20 points clear of us after beating us twice and petition the league to change the rules regarding promotion citing the fact that (and I quote), "We are Leeds and we do not understand, nor accept, that the rules apply to us too. When did this outrage happen". the league is unmoved and Leeds are mocked by every other team even worse than when they changed their stupid badge. They throw everything at us at Pride Park but only end up with a 0-0 draw after Carson saves a last-minute penalty. Everybody knows we're out of it going to Elland Road. Out of it, like a fox! The team that played at Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford turns up and put on a clinical show. We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. Villa gets put to the sword at Wembley resulting in Grelish getting sent off for crying so hard he was affecting the condition of the pitch and the Rams cruising to a 4-0 win, leading to a Frank lead bounce so impressive that all other teams sign a pact to never try and match it again. I'm fairly confident that's what is going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, curb said: I hope we don’t get Leeds in the final, as we wouldn’t get allocated any tickets. Well I’ll it’s not fair to deny any of their 100,000 away fans a ticket is it? Says on Ticketmaster they've sold out already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plymouthram Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 We are going to be 5th and play the Baggies in the semi's and do them again by beating them home and away. Meanwhile in the other semi-final Forest with Martin's boring football get past Leeds on penalties after to drab draws. The final at Wembley is a police nightmare with all trains, motorway services and pubs between the East Midlands having to be heavily manned by police from all over the country. In the final Keane gets sent to the stands for kicking Wilson (Liverpool fans put a price on his head). At the 90th minute a paper cup blows on the pitch from the Forest end, the ball struck by out of contract Bryson diverts off the cup and sends their lanky goalie the wrong way. Keane runs on to the pitch to protest, the ref then decides the 3 mins stoppage time left are going to be a waste of time and blows up for full time. AND I HAVE'NT HAD A DRINK YET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garytheowl Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Bob The Badger said: And it's this. We stagger into the playoffs like a man crawling out of the Sahara on his hands and knees after 5-days without water. Sheff Utd pip Leeds on goal difference after Leed concede 2 late goals to already relegated Ipswich in the last game of the season meaning we have to play them in the playoff semis. Leeds finish 20 points clear of us after beating us twice and petition the league to change the rules regarding promotion citing the fact that (and I quote), "We are Leeds and we do not understand, nor accept, that the rules apply to us too. When did this outrage happen". the league is unmoved and Leeds are mocked by every other team even worse than when they changed their stupid badge. They throw everything at us at Pride Park but only end up with a 0-0 draw after Carson saves a last-minute penalty. Everybody knows we're out of it going to Elland Road. Out of it, like a fox! The team that played at Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford turns up and put on a clinical show. We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. Villa gets put to the sword at Wembley resulting in Grelish getting sent off for crying so hard he was affecting the condition of the pitch and the Rams cruising to a 4-0 win, leading to a Frank lead bounce so impressive that all other teams sign a pact to never try and match it again. I'm fairly confident that's what is going to happen. you need to put a couple of quid on that, infact have it in a treble with Elvis being found alive on Mars and Prince Harry being proved to be Charlies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldstar Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Bob The Badger said: We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. This bit really got me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Silliest thing I've ever read. Love it! Have a 'like' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyPowell Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 21:13, goldstar said: This bit really got me? Roos wudda stopped it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StantonRam Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 18:07, Bob The Badger said: And it's this. We stagger into the playoffs like a man crawling out of the Sahara on his hands and knees after 5-days without water. Sheff Utd pip Leeds on goal difference after Leed concede 2 late goals to already relegated Ipswich in the last game of the season meaning we have to play them in the playoff semis. Leeds finish 20 points clear of us after beating us twice and petition the league to change the rules regarding promotion citing the fact that (and I quote), "We are Leeds and we do not understand, nor accept, that the rules apply to us too. When did this outrage happen". the league is unmoved and Leeds are mocked by every other team even worse than when they changed their stupid badge. They throw everything at us at Pride Park but only end up with a 0-0 draw after Carson saves a last-minute penalty. Everybody knows we're out of it going to Elland Road. Out of it, like a fox! The team that played at Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford turns up and put on a clinical show. We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. Villa gets put to the sword at Wembley resulting in Grelish getting sent off for crying so hard he was affecting the condition of the pitch and the Rams cruising to a 4-0 win, leading to a Frank lead bounce so impressive that all other teams sign a pact to never try and match it again. I'm fairly confident that's what is going to happen. If that was a movie I would pay to see it LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dethorn Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 18:07, Bob The Badger said: The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. What a line I love that line..... Thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcfcsr92 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 18:07, Bob The Badger said: And it's this. We stagger into the playoffs like a man crawling out of the Sahara on his hands and knees after 5-days without water. Sheff Utd pip Leeds on goal difference after Leed concede 2 late goals to already relegated Ipswich in the last game of the season meaning we have to play them in the playoff semis. Leeds finish 20 points clear of us after beating us twice and petition the league to change the rules regarding promotion citing the fact that (and I quote), "We are Leeds and we do not understand, nor accept, that the rules apply to us too. When did this outrage happen". the league is unmoved and Leeds are mocked by every other team even worse than when they changed their stupid badge. They throw everything at us at Pride Park but only end up with a 0-0 draw after Carson saves a last-minute penalty. Everybody knows we're out of it going to Elland Road. Out of it, like a fox! The team that played at Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford turns up and put on a clinical show. We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. Villa gets put to the sword at Wembley resulting in Grelish getting sent off for crying so hard he was affecting the condition of the pitch and the Rams cruising to a 4-0 win, leading to a Frank lead bounce so impressive that all other teams sign a pact to never try and match it again. I'm fairly confident that's what is going to happen. More chance of a fan running on and punching grealish.... Oh hang on ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramet Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 18:07, Bob The Badger said: And it's this. We stagger into the playoffs like a man crawling out of the Sahara on his hands and knees after 5-days without water. Sheff Utd pip Leeds on goal difference after Leed concede 2 late goals to already relegated Ipswich in the last game of the season meaning we have to play them in the playoff semis. Leeds finish 20 points clear of us after beating us twice and petition the league to change the rules regarding promotion citing the fact that (and I quote), "We are Leeds and we do not understand, nor accept, that the rules apply to us too. When did this outrage happen". the league is unmoved and Leeds are mocked by every other team even worse than when they changed their stupid badge. They throw everything at us at Pride Park but only end up with a 0-0 draw after Carson saves a last-minute penalty. Everybody knows we're out of it going to Elland Road. Out of it, like a fox! The team that played at Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford turns up and put on a clinical show. We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. Villa gets put to the sword at Wembley resulting in Grelish getting sent off for crying so hard he was affecting the condition of the pitch and the Rams cruising to a 4-0 win, leading to a Frank lead bounce so impressive that all other teams sign a pact to never try and match it again. I'm fairly confident that's what is going to happen. I cant wait lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssendonRam Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 On 17/03/2019 at 05:07, Bob The Badger said: And it's this. We stagger into the playoffs like a man crawling out of the Sahara on his hands and knees after 5-days without water. Sheff Utd pip Leeds on goal difference after Leed concede 2 late goals to already relegated Ipswich in the last game of the season meaning we have to play them in the playoff semis. Leeds finish 20 points clear of us after beating us twice and petition the league to change the rules regarding promotion citing the fact that (and I quote), "We are Leeds and we do not understand, nor accept, that the rules apply to us too. When did this outrage happen". the league is unmoved and Leeds are mocked by every other team even worse than when they changed their stupid badge. They throw everything at us at Pride Park but only end up with a 0-0 draw after Carson saves a last-minute penalty. Everybody knows we're out of it going to Elland Road. Out of it, like a fox! The team that played at Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford turns up and put on a clinical show. We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. Villa gets put to the sword at Wembley resulting in Grelish getting sent off for crying so hard he was affecting the condition of the pitch and the Rams cruising to a 4-0 win, leading to a Frank lead bounce so impressive that all other teams sign a pact to never try and match it again. I'm fairly confident that's what is going to happen. I was just saying to my (late) best mate’s sister, a passionate Leeds fan, this week that, if we can sneak into the playoffs, the combination of our momentum and the deflation of Sheffield United or Leeds (whichever misses out on auto; Leeds clearly for mine) would give us a real chance. That was me putting a brave face on the prospects though, for the problem I foresaw is that it entailed us going on a consistent run we’ve been unable to produce all season. Having just completed the table predictor, that concern is reinforced by our draw. The way I see it, 19 points from our last nine matches is what it’ll take to make sixth on the proviso we can at least draw at Bristol City (if we draw, we could still easily finish seventh on GD) as follows: Rotherham (H) - W Brentford (A) - D Blackburn (A) - W Bolton (H) - W Birmingham (A) - D QPR (H) - W Bristol City (A) - D Swansea (A) - D WBA (H) - W We’ve really left ourselves no “wriggle room”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruud Aralliss Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 18:07, Bob The Badger said: And it's this. We stagger into the playoffs like a man crawling out of the Sahara on his hands and knees after 5-days without water. Sheff Utd pip Leeds on goal difference after Leed concede 2 late goals to already relegated Ipswich in the last game of the season meaning we have to play them in the playoff semis. Leeds finish 20 points clear of us after beating us twice and petition the league to change the rules regarding promotion citing the fact that (and I quote), "We are Leeds and we do not understand, nor accept, that the rules apply to us too. When did this outrage happen". the league is unmoved and Leeds are mocked by every other team even worse than when they changed their stupid badge. They throw everything at us at Pride Park but only end up with a 0-0 draw after Carson saves a last-minute penalty. Everybody knows we're out of it going to Elland Road. Out of it, like a fox! The team that played at Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford turns up and put on a clinical show. We win 3-1 win after going behind in the second minute to a Wilson own goal when, after not realizing we had lost the coin toss and had changed ends, he rifles a 50-yarder scorcher past a bemused Carson. The city of Leeds self combusts that evening due to critically high levels of indignation, righteousness, and entitlement. Villa gets put to the sword at Wembley resulting in Grelish getting sent off for crying so hard he was affecting the condition of the pitch and the Rams cruising to a 4-0 win, leading to a Frank lead bounce so impressive that all other teams sign a pact to never try and match it again. I'm fairly confident that's what is going to happen. Mind blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4derby Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 16 hours ago, EssendonRam said: I was just saying to my (late) best mate’s sister, a passionate Leeds fan, this week that, if we can sneak into the playoffs, the combination of our momentum and the deflation of Sheffield United or Leeds (whichever misses out on auto; Leeds clearly for mine) would give us a real chance. That was me putting a brave face on the prospects though, for the problem I foresaw is that it entailed us going on a consistent run we’ve been unable to produce all season. Having just completed the table predictor, that concern is reinforced by our draw. The way I see it, 19 points from our last nine matches is what it’ll take to make sixth on the proviso we can at least draw at Bristol City (if we draw, we could still easily finish seventh on GD) as follows: Rotherham (H) - W Brentford (A) - D Blackburn (A) - W Bolton (H) - W Birmingham (A) - D QPR (H) - W Bristol City (A) - D Swansea (A) - D WBA (H) - W We’ve really left ourselves no “wriggle room”. To be fair, I’m not sure I want us to only just squeeze into the playoffs again, on the back of some poor results. We would be put to the sword by Leeds or Sheff Utd. If we’re going to make it and finish top 6, let’s do it after 9 positive results and with the team buoyant! Then we can be confident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plymouthram Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 We could always finish 5th and avoid Leeds/Sheff utd take on the Baggies then play Leeds or Sheff Utd at Wembley in a one off match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukedcfc Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I would love to beat villa at Wembley, the two defeats against them hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 20:29, garytheowl said: you need to put a couple of quid on that, infact have it in a treble with Elvis being found alive on Mars and Prince Harry being proved to be Charlies. I was happy to go along with all this stuff, until I got to the last bit of your post. That part is just silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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