Mucker1884 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, Paul71 said: Never had Meatloaf, and by that i mean the food, not trying to say i have never fornicated with the singer meatloaf, although ive never done that either although i dont think its that common as the foodstuff. Oh, it's more common than you think! If you ever get offered a back stage pass, take it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 16 hours ago, MuespachRam said: Never smoked in my life, I haven't even touched a packet, I would have no idea what a cigarette even felt like (are they hard or squishy?) anyway, best decision of my life....vile habit. Cheese....smells like dog mess so why would I try it...!? I have also never bought a dirty magazine, fireworks or Whisky.. No cheese I have ever smelled actually smells like the poop my dog produces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 03/03/2019 at 14:38, David said: I’m not into that fancy stuff, leave it to the strange folk over in Belper. Up here we say slam it in the microwave for a minute if it goes cold. Nowt wrong with Belper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, BathRam72 said: Nowt wrong with Belper. Reminds me of Last of the Summer Wine, half expect to bump into Compo down the pub or Nora Batty washing her smalls out front with a washing board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 02/03/2019 at 22:37, Ramslad1992 said: As a 26 year old I’ve never been to Nando’s which my mates think is weird, I’ve never had twitter and the one people really don’t get with my age group is I’ve never had a one night stand (no point unless you like the bird) Things must have changed. In my day a one night stand is something you go on when you might not have even met the girl, so how would you know if you like her if you haven't met her? Also am I to assume if you did date a girl and on the first date you decide you don't like her or don't see it working. Then you go out with her again because you don't believe in one night stands? ? I am with you on Nando's though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, David said: Reminds me of Last of the Summer Wine, half expect to bump into Compo down the pub or Nora Batty washing her smalls out front with a washing board That would be my mum and dad. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 15 hours ago, reveldevil said: I hate to break it to you, but that wasn't rain damage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Oysters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 2 hours ago, BathRam72 said: Things must have changed. In my day a one night stand is something you go on when you might not have even met the girl, so how would you know if you like her if you haven't met her? Also am I to assume if you did date a girl and on the first date you decide you don't like her or don't see it working. Then you go out with her again because you don't believe in one night stands? ? I am with you on Nando's though. Dude that's not what a one night stand is. Go to nandos. All of you. It's lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Parsnip said: Dude that's not what a one night stand is. Go to nandos. All of you. It's lovely. If you don’t like sticky fingers l would recommend neither Nando’s or one night stands as things to try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, i-Ram said: If you don’t like sticky fingers l would recommend neither Nando’s or one night stands as things to try. Everybody should have that feeling of dread waking up and realising just what you did, and who you did it with the night before. Then realising you don't know where on Earth you are and then taking at least ten minutes to evaluate if you can make it out of the front door without waking her up. Or, in reverse, waking up just in time to see last night's conquest tiptoeing out of your bedroom and making a dash for it - utterly ashamed of having let you. P.S. neither of these scenarios relate to Nandos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, BaaLocks said: Everybody should have that feeling of dread waking up and realising just what you did, and who you did it with the night before. Then realising you don't know where on Earth you are and then taking at least ten minutes to evaluate if you can make it out of the front door without waking her up. Every day for the last 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Common things. I’ve never drunk tea, eaten a steak, ridden a horse, knowingly listened to a Justin Bieber song or slept with Katie Price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, admira said: Common things. I’ve never drunk tea, eaten a steak, ridden a horse, knowingly listened to a Justin Bieber song or slept with Katie Price. Is there a chance you might have unknowingly slept with Katie Price? Surely you would remember, wouldn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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