Ramslad1992 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 6 hours ago, David said: Prawns are great, but you want to get them deshelled. All that pulling their eyes and arse off before eating and making sure you’re not eating poo puts you right off. Some believe it makes the dish attractive, seeing the taken from ocean to plate in their full glory, but there’s nothing attractive about greasy fishy hands and a plate of shell and eyes when you’ve finished. Grab a pot, pour a load of vinegar in and tuck in. I’ll agree that deshelling is a pain in the arse but it’s absolute fact that if you cook them whole and then deshell them they taste so much better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Oysters ,not even oyster sauce ,makes Chinese food smell like incontinent pads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 6, 2019 Author Share Posted March 6, 2019 Chiropractors. Made me comfy, turned me on my side then performed what I can only describe as assault on my lower back, which was met with a round of ducks and giggles. Let me get dressed, then charged me £60 for the privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 On 02/03/2019 at 22:37, Ramslad1992 said: As a 26 year old I’ve never been to Nando’s which my mates think is weird, I’ve never had twitter and the one people really don’t get with my age group is I’ve never had a one night stand (no point unless you like the bird) I'm also 26 and I've never had a Nandos, or Twitter either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, JoetheRam said: I'm also 26 and I've never had a Nandos, or Twitter either. I hope you at least remember his name though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Never done drugs or Star Wars. Don’t know who the Kardashians are and never watch reality TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Never been radished. Oh perhaps it's not that common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Never smoked in my life, I haven't even touched a packet, I would have no idea what a cigarette even felt like (are they hard or squishy?) anyway, best decision of my life....vile habit. Cheese....smells like dog mess so why would I try it...!? I have also never bought a dirty magazine, fireworks or Whisky.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, MuespachRam said: Never smoked in my life, I haven't even touched a packet, I would have no idea what a cigarette even felt like (are they hard or squishy?) anyway, best decision of my life....vile habit. Cheese....smells like dog mess so why would I try it...!? I have also never bought a dirty magazine, fireworks or Whisky.. ah but I bet you've read one, watched one and drank one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Spanish said: ah but I bet you've read one, watched one and drank one? im not sure I have read one actually....I must have done in my youth....as for the other two...yep of course ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 On 02/03/2019 at 22:37, Ramslad1992 said: As a 26 year old I’ve never been to Nando’s which my mates think is weird, I’ve never had twitter and the one people really don’t get with my age group is I’ve never had a one night stand (no point unless you like the bird) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 24 minutes ago, MuespachRam said: Never smoked in my life, I haven't even touched a packet, I would have no idea what a cigarette even felt like (are they hard or squishy?) anyway, best decision of my life....vile habit. Cheese....smells like dog mess so why would I try it...!? I have also never bought a dirty magazine, fireworks or Whisky.. Nobody ever bought them, you just happened upon a stack of them in bushes down the park. providing you got to them before rain damage, you were set for months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I've never been to Blackpool, and if 999 What's Your Emergency & several Channel 5 doc-u-soaps are true, I never will do. Never smoked, which I'm very happy about, as I'd be even skinter than I already am. Haven't bungee jumped. Knowing my luck I'd go on the day the guy who straps you in is still steaming from a session the night before. Never got round to dating a natural redhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 On 03/03/2019 at 16:02, David said: Prawns are great, but you want to get them deshelled. All that pulling their eyes and arse off before eating and making sure you’re not eating poo puts you right off. Some believe it makes the dish attractive, seeing the taken from ocean to plate in their full glory, but there’s nothing attractive about greasy fishy hands and a plate of shell and eyes when you’ve finished. Grab a pot, pour a load of vinegar in and tuck in. I used to like prawns till someone explained to me that they are basically insects that happen to live in the sea. I know. Also heard that the prawn farmers cut off the eyes of the females as, strangely, it makes them reproduce quicker. Both those facts made me a prawn abstainer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, ramsbottom said: I've never been to Blackpool Rebellion Festival, best weekend of the year. But Blackpool is about as grim as it comes - I actually feel sorry for them as they can't change it - the super casino was their only chance to do something else for a living but when that failed it was eyes down for another hundred years of drunken Mancs and Scousers vomiting on the pavements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 hour ago, ramsbottom said: Nobody ever bought them, you just happened upon a stack of them in bushes down the park. providing you got to them before rain damage, you were set for months... I hate to break it to you, but that wasn't rain damage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Never had Meatloaf, and by that i mean the food, not trying to say i have never fornicated with the singer meatloaf, although ive never done that either although i dont think its that common as the foodstuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 14 hours ago, BaaLocks said: I used to like prawns till someone explained to me that they are basically insects that happen to live in the sea. I know. Also heard that the prawn farmers cut off the eyes of the females as, strangely, it makes them reproduce quicker. Both those facts made me a prawn abstainer. Thats very shellfish of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Paul71 said: Thats very shellfish of them. @David - we need a 'groan' emoji Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 14 hours ago, reveldevil said: I hate to break it to you, but that wasn't rain damage! Very funny ,good start to the day . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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