Sexydadbod Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 We all have our views about The Sun but does anyone else read the Dear Deidre bit ? Some of them are hilarious/weird ”My night of passion with my brother” ”My dream girl is my saucy sister, one thing led to another and the next thing I knew she’s pregnant with my child” “Me and my boss can’t keep our hands off each other” “Got both my girlfriend and my girlfriend’s mum pregnant and I don’t know what to do” “I have fantasies over David Tennant, I even pretend that he’s a terrorist to get him out of my head but it’s not working” ”My dog keeps watching me and my partner while we are having.....” Read this one the other day https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/8489247/pregnant-loser-boyfriend-best-pal/amp/ https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thescottishsun.co.uk/dear-deidre/2671130/i-had-a-passionate-affair-with-my-mates-wife-and-now-were-together-but-bitter-ex-wont-leave-us-alone/amp/ Sometimes I think people write in trolling. They can’t be real surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 I'm pretty sure the ones declaring amorous liaisons with their sister are more than likely from Gumpland and true. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 I used to like the “before I knew where we was we were in bed together” or I made my excuses and left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/83frd3/dear_deidre/ “My mum’s dog attacked our postman. I tried to help him then one thing led to another and now I think I’m pregnant” And the girl’s 17. Lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 @Ambitious is a huge fan, I think he sends a few in as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, McLovin said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/83frd3/dear_deidre/ “My mum’s dog attacked our postman. I tried to help him then one thing led to another and now I think I’m pregnant” And the girl’s 17. Lolz When I was a young 17 (okay 19) year old hunting for a shag, I never found myself in a situation where ‘one thing led to another’, I would’ve loved to have been in a ‘one thing led to another’ situation. How does talking to someone about a dog suddenly turn into, ‘oh, I tripped and fell and now she’s pregnant.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty1986 Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 I used to glance at these and ponder if I could get a few published (we've all got to have a hobby). Coleen Nolan (Mirror) has very kindly assisted my alter egos with 4 significant issues in the past. https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/relationships/dear-coleen-im-worried-new-6573521 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Arent these the normal sort of replies? Woman writes in. Dear Deirde. I have been having an affair with a man from work. But i love my husband of 20 years and feel like I should confess to him. What should I do? Reply: Oh poor you. Think twice before you tell your husband. What you need to do is think about your feelings for your husband and try and work out where he has failed you and what has caused you to turn to another man, hopefully if you can do this you can work with your husband to put right his wrongs and your marriage will only get stronger. Man writes in. Dear Deirde. I have been having an affair with a woman from work. But i love my wife of 20 years and feel like I should confess to her. What should I do? Reply: You bar steward. Yes you should confess and hopefully she will kick your sorry ass out of the house. You should have thought about your guilt before you decided to think with your dick and sleep around on your faithful wife. Hopefully your wife will realise what you are and you can give her chance to rebuild her life before its too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 "Is he using me?" Is another good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Steve How Hard? said: I'm pretty sure the ones declaring amorous liaisons with their sister are more than likely from Gumpland and true. ? Or Anywhere in the Potteries ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 5 hours ago, TigerTedd said: When I was a young 17 (okay 19) year old hunting for a shag, I never found myself in a situation where ‘one thing led to another’, I would’ve loved to have been in a ‘one thing led to another’ situation. How does talking to someone about a dog suddenly turn into, ‘oh, I tripped and fell and now she’s pregnant.’ It never happened did it ! ? but boy there were times you wished it had. My Mum had a mate who was 15 years younger and divorced. She came on holiday with us once when I was about 15 and a bit. Now, her top did come off in the sea once and I dreamed for days, I washed her car offered to do all sorts of helpful things but for some reason my youthful charm never quite made the grade ????. Oh Pauline you were amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglorius Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 I like the photos that accompany the text. Which invariably include a model handsome guy and a knock out woman in some ridiculous pose to add some more graphic detail to the subplot just in case your mental imagery can't conjur that up unaided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 These aren't the sort of questions that blokes need answers to...... try.....Dear Deidre, the plastic adaptor that screws onto my nozzle, gets forced off the thread when i apply the full force of my pressure washer. What should i do? Should i tell my wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 11:48, Steve How Hard? said: I'm pretty sure the ones declaring amorous liaisons with their sister are more than likely from Gumpland and true. ? I live in Nottingham don't be bloody cheeky and don't knock it till you've tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 18:05, jono said: It never happened did it ! ? but boy there were times you wished it had. My Mum had a mate who was 15 years younger and divorced. She came on holiday with us once when I was about 15 and a bit. Now, her top did come off in the sea once and I dreamed for days, I washed her car offered to do all sorts of helpful things but for some reason my youthful charm never quite made the grade ????. Oh Pauline you were amazing Pauline is my mother's name. And she was divorced from Hants Snr.... You fiend!!! ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 Dear Deidre is always a belter when I get chance to read it. It's like Graham Torrington's late night love on steroids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 Reading The David tennant one really tickled me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 “In the morning, we had sex again and agreed to start an affair.” Ahh yes, the formal “let’s start an affair” discussion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted April 15, 2019 Author Share Posted April 15, 2019 Hehe https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/8854919/dear-deidre-threw-up-on-sweetheart/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/8862132/craig-sexy-girlfriend-deidre-photo-casebook/ A story for the ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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