CobRam Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Magnificent, Clinical, Industrious and above all else likeable. All words that come to mind. However what I wanted to do was post a set of suggested words for his already existing chant. Before someone decided to create one about him having a massive appendage or making love to someone’s Mrs... Who’s that holding up the ball? Waghorn, Waghorn He’s 5 foot wide and 6 foot tall. Waghorn, Waghorn A total snip from Ipswich town, He’s taking us up they’re going down Martyn Waghorn Derby’s number 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Any chant absolutely must have “he’s a snip at 5 mil” line in there. Without would simply disappoint. Bonus points for getting Brock Lesner in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamsFan10 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Hope to hear this chant on Wednesday after he scores his 3rd. Although the song about Chris Martin and his appendage which went to the same tune always made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 He's our fat geordie vydra He's our fat geordie vydra Etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 He's wider than a merchant ship Oo-arr, Oo-arr He cost 5 mil and thats a snip Oo-arr, Oo-arr He runs around, up at the front And when he talks, sounds like a....geordie (insert word to rhyme) Martyn Waghorn Derbys number 9.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 "Your just a poo Chris Martin" ? For the opposition fans obviously ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Sorry, but the apostrophe in the thread title offends my eyes. I can’t read beyond that. I’m having symptoms of ptsd just thinking about it as I type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Stranded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Word’s what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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