Carnero Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, coneheadjohn said: I’ll just nick the condiments. Saucy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 hours ago, coneheadjohn said: Gin festival starts at Spoons so @Mrs Cone will be more than happy. I’ll just nick the condiments. Sounds mustard mate ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Cone Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 We don't celebrate Valentine's day for 2 reasons. 1- it's a big money making scam! The cone love is spread throughout the year, not just on one day. 2-its @coneheadjohn's birthday......bring on the steak n gin!!! Although a couple of years ago we decided to make cards for each other and I received a card fashioned out of a crunchy nut cornflakes box with some red paper knickers stuck on the front with gaffa tape and a message in felt tip! I was impressed xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 14 hours ago, coneheadjohn said: Gin festival starts at Spoons so @Mrs Cone will be more than happy. I’ll just nick the condiments. It’s you is it! Leave my mayo alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Cone said: Although a couple of years ago we decided to make cards for each other and I received a card fashioned out of a crunchy nut cornflakes box with some red paper knickers stuck on the front with gaffa tape and a message in felt tip! I was impressed xx You old romantic, @coneheadjohn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 15 hours ago, coneheadjohn said: Gin festival starts at Spoons so @Mrs Cone will be more than happy. I’ll just nick the condiments. Taking that with a pinch of salt (& pepper) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagtime Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 4 hours ago, rynny said: You old romantic, @coneheadjohn? I know how to treat a lady ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Cone Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 27 minutes ago, coneheadjohn said: I know how to treat a lady ? Did you just call me a lady??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Couldn't put it any better..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 13/02/2019 at 07:42, Mrs Cone said: We don't celebrate Valentine's day for 2 reasons. 1- it's a big money making scam! The cone love is spread throughout the year, not just on one day. 2-its @coneheadjohn's birthday......bring on the steak n gin!!! Although a couple of years ago we decided to make cards for each other and I received a card fashioned out of a crunchy nut cornflakes box with some red paper knickers stuck on the front with gaffa tape and a message in felt tip! I was impressed xx Atta boy... Mind I did read ‘felt tip’ wrong first time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 12/02/2019 at 15:09, King Kevin said: Or an Arctic Roll. How good are artic rolls by the way.. I have a craving now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 I've been caught out as Mrs Hants has reappeared back from the Ice Cream expo with a massive hangover and lurid tales of middle aged men in kilts....... I've had to do an emergency shop and landed a cut-price bunch of red roses (£10 for a dozen) from the local co-op ? They say romance isn't dead, but its a bit of a twitching near-corpse chez Hants this evening ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Bought my love a bouquet of roses and box of expensive chocolates Wife wasn't too pleased though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 So, when exactly is Valentine's Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, richinspain said: So, when exactly is Valentine's Day? 14th Feb - It is one day a year, that as it approaches, the wife/girlfriend will say "Let's not bother this year, it is a waste of money" When you don't bother - Valentines day becomes the other 364 days of the year where you never hear the last of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, BathRam72 said: 14th Feb - It is one day a year, that as it approaches, the wife/girlfriend will say "Let's not bother this year, it is a waste of money" When you don't bother - Valentines day becomes the other 364 days of the year where you never hear the last of it. My eldest daughter [soon to be married to him] told her boyfriend "lets just do cards this year" Daft lad did exactly that and all he got was grief last night in spite of cooking dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Kevin said: My eldest daughter [soon to be married to him] told her boyfriend "lets just do cards this year" Daft lad did exactly that and all he got was grief last night in spite of cooking dinner. Unfortunately at their young age, they just don't realise the complex nature of a women's mind. He will learn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I've been ill for three weeks (more or less ok now, flu followed by bronchitis) but still got a face like a wet weekend last night when I didn't give the missus a card or present ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, richinspain said: I've been ill for three weeks (more or less ok now, flu followed by bronchitis) but still got a face like a wet weekend last night when I didn't give the missus a card or present ? I feel for you there. I did turn up with a couple of gifts for my wife last night. Like you I currently have a stinking head cold (nothing like yours) Still I had to do the washing up, feed the dog, get the dog food out of the freezer in the garage, walk the dog ..................... She had this cold last week and didn't get out of bed all weekend. (who is the mug?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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