AmericanRam Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Well Valentine's Day is Thursday.I'm looking forward to it as it will be me and Toya's first one as a couple. We plan on going to our favorite steakhouse,followed by a movie, and then a surprise I have for her...a song I wrote for and will perform for her to say how much she's changed my life for the better.?❤ Anyone else really looking forward to this day with their significant other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, AmericanRam said: a surprise I have for her...a song I wrote for and will perform for her to say how much she's changed my life for the better.? ❤ You are my Toya, My only Toya, You make me happy, when skies are grey, You never notice, how much I love you, So please don't take my Toya away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Will expect a live performance from you when you arrive here in the spring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 39 minutes ago, AmericanRam said: We plan on going to our favorite steakhouse,followed by a movie, and then a surprise I have for her...a song I wrote for and will perform for her to say how much she's changed my life for the better.? ❤ Omg I have almost the exact same night planned! We too are going start off in a steakhouse - where I'll be drinking two drinks to her one, which in itself will start to piss her off even before I've done anything. No movie planned but I will be making up a song for her, which will sound dead funny in my head but will make her angry due to the inappropriate reference to her mother's boobs or summat. Then we'll probably head home a little earlier than planned where I'll receive a lecture about how I can't control my drinking when we go out and ruin every night. During which I'll fall asleep on the settee. ?♥️⚘ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Have given Valentines day much thought this year and decided as I approach 50 to turn over a new leaf. No longer will I be a sexist pig that I have been all these years. I have decided to buy into the equality movement and have decided unlike other years that flowers, perfume, romantic movies are off the list...i dont want her to feel like I am stereotyping her. I have also decided that this time there will be no romantic breaks away as I dont want her to feel that I am inappropriately assuming that I will get a Jump by taking her to a nice hotel. No more will I peruse lingerie websites as I don't want her to feel like I am objectifying her. No this year its total equality all the way. I have her a 4 pack of Cobra, a Vindaloo booked and going to settle down to watch Con Air. Love is caring and sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 I’ve been seeing a girl for a couple of weeks so we aren’t making a big deal of it and just going down the pub for a drink, I’ve buy her a card though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Ram Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 I'm looking forward to it it's my birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 I've booked tickets for her favourite musical on its provincial tour. Arrived a bit late to the party, so couldn't find 2 together but she's within striking distance if my snoring becomes obtrusive. It's been a bit of a faff booking a pre theatre menu, instead of a valentine's one at twice the cost, but eventually I've got there, and who doesn't love a Lamb Donner at 6pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Paul71 said: Have given Valentines day much thought this year and decided as I approach 50 to turn over a new leaf. No longer will I be a sexist pig that I have been all these years. I have decided to buy into the equality movement and have decided unlike other years that flowers, perfume, romantic movies are off the list...i dont want her to feel like I am stereotyping her. I have also decided that this time there will be no romantic breaks away as I dont want her to feel that I am inappropriately assuming that I will get a Jump by taking her to a nice hotel. No more will I peruse lingerie websites as I don't want her to feel like I am objectifying her. No this year its total equality all the way. I have her a 4 pack of Cobra, a Vindaloo booked and going to settle down to watch Con Air. Love is caring and sharing. Why stop there? The whole thing is a sexist sham and a considered re-brand is clearly the way forward.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Ramslad1992 said: I’ve been seeing a girl for a couple of weeks so we aren’t making a big deal of it and just going down the pub for a drink, I’ve buy her a card though. Make sure you write a romantic poem in the card. Something like: To my dearest sweetheart, so fresh and new, I've never dated anyone as long as I have you. You make my heart flutter, and bring a tear to my eye, Each time I glance at your tattoo'd thigh. Here's to the next two weeks, and getting further still, But before we do, are you on the pill? If you're not, we can solve this with ease, Are you ok spending time on your knees? You can of course, edit or re-write in your own words, but it needs very little work, if you ask me. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcfan1 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Glad I dont have to every worrying about this malarkey I will be buying a Derby ST though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 3 hours ago, David said: You are my Toya, My only Toya, You make me happy, when skies are grey, You never notice, how much I love you, So please don't take my Toya away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: Make sure you write a romantic poem in the card. Something like: To my dearest sweetheart, so fresh and new, I've never dated anyone as long as I have you. You make my heart flutter, and bring a tear to my eye, Each time I glance at your tattoo'd thigh. Here's to the next two weeks, and getting further still, But before we do, are you on the pill? If you're not, we can solve this with ease, Are you ok spending time on your knees? You can of course, edit or re-write in your own words, but it needs very little work, if you ask me. Good luck. I’ll give that a go... if it works I owe you a beer ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 13 hours ago, Ramslad1992 said: I’ll give that a go... if it works I owe you a beer ? A beer? "A" beer? As in "Single"? "Solitary"? Listen, come Friday morning, you'll be positively throwing beer in my direction! Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Who says romance is dead ?Biggest rooster up I made was during a family trip to the dentist ,me and the wife and two kids walk down to reception . "Can I make an appointment for us all in six months time please" "Is May 19th ok" she says "How do I know, it's a long way in advance May 19th means nothing to me" "That's our wedding anniversary" says the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 minute ago, King Kevin said: Who says romance is dead ?Biggest rooster up I made was during a family trip to the dentist ,me and the wife and two kids walk down to reception . "Can I make an appointment for us all in six months time please" "Is May 19th ok" she says "How do I know, it's a long way in advance May 19th means nothing to me" "That's our wedding anniversary" says the wife. DOH! And did they manage to get your teeth from the back of your throat there and then, or was that a hospital job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I shall be splashing out £20 on a Waitrose Valentine's Day dinner for two........ ........and then sharing it with Hants Jnr as Mrs Hants is clearing off to the annual ice-cream expo in Harrogate. ? Maybe I'll be for a bit of Tutti Frutti on her return......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 23 minutes ago, HantsRam said: I shall be splashing out £20 on a Waitrose Valentine's Day dinner for two........ ........and then sharing it with Hants Jnr as Mrs Hants is clearing off to the annual ice-cream expo in Harrogate. ? Maybe I'll be for a bit of Tutti Frutti on her return......... Or an Arctic Roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 hours ago, King Kevin said: Or an Arctic Roll. as long as its not a chocolate log..........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Gin festival starts at Spoons so @Mrs Cone will be more than happy. I’ll just nick the condiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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