AmericanRam Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 I will ask a riddle and first person to get it correct will get a ram reaction emoji from me.Then that person asks one of their own and gives reaction to correct one and so on.I'll start us out. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 A map. That is a classic riddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wolfie Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, McRamFan said: Doctor is his mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Doctor is his mum. Don't be ridiculous, women can't be doctors. Not real doctors who can perform actual operations anyway. The son was obviously born through a surrogate to his same sex parents. One of which is the doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Parsnip said: Don't be ridiculous, women can't be doctors. Not real doctors who can perform actual operations anyway. The son was obviously born through a surrogate to his same sex parents. One of which is the doctor. I bet a woman doctor would have checked they had the right order before leaving a club shop though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn’t know the password, so he watches the bouncer to figure it out. A woman comes up and the bouncer says, “12.” The woman replies, “6.” The bouncer lets her in. Another woman comes up and the bouncer says, “6.” The woman says “3” and the bouncer lets her in. The man feels he’s heard enough and goes up to the door. The bouncer says “10,” and the man replies, “5.” The bouncer tells him to get lost. What should the man have said instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Bwash_Ram said: What should the man have said instead? Sod this I’ll go down the pub instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 16 hours ago, Parsnip said: Don't be ridiculous, women can't be doctors. Not real doctors who can perform actual operations anyway. The son was obviously born through a surrogate to his same sex parents. One of which is the doctor. Is this a riddle? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bwash_Ram said: A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn’t know the password, so he watches the bouncer to figure it out. A woman comes up and the bouncer says, “12.” The woman replies, “6.” The bouncer lets her in. Another woman comes up and the bouncer says, “6.” The woman says “3” and the bouncer lets her in. The man feels he’s heard enough and goes up to the door. The bouncer says “10,” and the man replies, “5.” The bouncer tells him to get lost. What should the man have said instead? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, BathRam72 said: 3 And why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bwash_Ram said: And why? There are 3 letters in the word TEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, BathRam72 said: There are 3 letters in the word TEN Cheat! Googled it, don't try and deny it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, David said: Cheat! Googled it, don't try and deny it! NO, I have actually heard it before. You would be amazed at the exciting games you play when in certain places in the world where nasty people are and you can't drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 A wise person was once sentenced to death by a king. The king couldn't decide how to execute him so he said to the wise person, you can say anything you want, if it is true, I will hang you, if it is not true I will shoot you. In the end the king released the wise man. What did the wise man say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 hours ago, BathRam72 said: A wise person was once sentenced to death by a king. The king couldn't decide how to execute him so he said to the wise person, you can say anything you want, if it is true, I will hang you, if it is not true I will shoot you. In the end the king released the wise man. What did the wise man say? Nothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 hours ago, BathRam72 said: A wise person was once sentenced to death by a king. The king couldn't decide how to execute him so he said to the wise person, you can say anything you want, if it is true, I will hang you, if it is not true I will shoot you. In the end the king released the wise man. What did the wise man say? Does he say “you are going to shoot me” because that would then rule out both options. Assuming it’s not a threat or blackmail he threatens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Steve How Hard? said: Nothing? No sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Does he say “you are going to shoot me” because that would then rule out both options. Assuming it’s not a threat or blackmail he threatens. Well done you. Your turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 08/02/2019 at 22:53, BathRam72 said: Well done you. Your turn A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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