Boycie Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 We need to up our game, Leeds have pulled out all the stakes and plugs are high. Fight fire with fire, we need a person with a very perticular set of skills. Spelling being one, and being able to blend into any background being another. Now @David can blend into any soft furnishings but we need someone with skills in excess of this. Tell us your particular set of skills that would make you the idea candidate to be sent into enemy territory. (Normal Jaffa cake pay scales apply.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 We’d send you but the trail of crumbs would lead them right back to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I am the man of a thousand regional accents (And every one is a kind of mid-estuary welsh)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Pay me in Dark Fruits and I’m yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 No one likes me (I don't care). I could infiltrate any Leeds forum and blend in. Lots of Leeds live in London, so a cockney accent aint a problem. We (Londoners) take more everywhere. I love Yorkshire Pudding. I am happy to have one of the inconspicuous feck off screen decals on my back windscreen (For a large fee). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 32 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: No one likes me (I don't care). I could infiltrate any Leeds forum and blend in. Lots of Leeds live in London, so a cockney accent aint a problem. We (Londoners) take more everywhere. I love Yorkshire Pudding. I am happy to have one of the inconspicuous feck off screen decals on my back windscreen (For a large fee). Have you got a fake moustache? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 B4's the man. As long as he took written notes, the opposition wouldn't have a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Phoenix said: B4's the man. As long as he took written notes, the opposition wouldn't have a clue. They'll have sent someone out to buy up all the flanges in Leeds.........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, Boycie said: Have you got a fake moustache? I can borrow yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Why don’t you hire someone with say..... underworld connections...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, Mafiabob said: Why don’t you hire someone with say..... underworld connections...... We’re getting somebody from Corrie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 This job is a vital piece of a promotion jigsaw it would seem? Where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Last time I was in a Leeds game I visited in Brunny and I was not seen by anyone except two Leeds fans who were glad to sit in my table even though they knew I was a Rams fan. So I can be the invisible man and blend in with the enemy at the same time. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Id be useless. My inability to stop calling Don Revie a judas and Johnny Giles a thug would be a bit of a dead give away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 11 January 2019 at 16:43, Phoenix said: B4's the man. Can't send b4. Every dog in Leeds will be after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 If you knew my surname then you'd think I would be appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Turk Thrust said: If you knew my surname then you'd think I would be appropriate Your first name is James? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cisse said: Your first name is James? Well I do prefer my women shaven not furred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 11/01/2019 at 17:18, Mafiabob said: Why don’t you hire someone with say..... underworld connections...... You'd be the worst spy ever. MafiaBob tweets 'Right now I'm deep in the bushes at the Thorpe Arch training center on a secret mission, but tune into Victoria Derbyshire at 10, Jeremy Vine at 12, and 5live Sport this evening from 7, where you'll be able to see me in action'.#Invisableman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 11/01/2019 at 15:58, Angry Ram said: No one likes me (I don't care). I could infiltrate any Leeds forum and blend in. Lots of Leeds live in London, so a cockney accent aint a problem. We (Londoners) take more everywhere. I love Yorkshire Pudding. I am happy to have one of the inconspicuous feck off screen decals on my back windscreen (For a large fee). You’ll bring it on top when you go in Spoons and ask for the truffles mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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