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  1. I'm going to go to sleep a man in good health but wake up a decrepit wreck who is unfit to go abroad again
  2. I'm going to sleep as a driver with no claims in over 20 years, but wake up a hazard to all other drivers everywhere
  3. I won't be able to hire a car
  4. My credit rating will plummet overnight

what is this terrible event...….?

 

I'm going to turn 70. And the family want to celebrate!

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8 minutes ago, FindernRam said:
  1. I'm going to go to sleep a man in good health but wake up a decrepit wreck who is unfit to go abroad again
  2. I'm going to sleep as a driver with no claims in over 20 years, but wake up a hazard to all other drivers everywhere
  3. won't be able to hire a car
  4. My credit rating will plummet overnight

what is this terrible event...….?

 

I'm going to turn 70. And the family want to celebrate!

So.... you’re basically becoming a student again?

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1 hour ago, FindernRam said:
  1. I'm going to go to sleep a man in good health but wake up a decrepit wreck who is unfit to go abroad again
  2. I'm going to sleep as a driver with no claims in over 20 years, but wake up a hazard to all other drivers everywhere
  3. I won't be able to hire a car
  4. My credit rating will plummet overnight

what is this terrible event...….?

 

I'm going to turn 70. And the family want to celebrate!

Growing old is a pain but the alternative is worse.

 

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3 hours ago, FindernRam said:
  1. I'm going to go to sleep a man in good health but wake up a decrepit wreck who is unfit to go abroad again
  2. I'm going to sleep as a driver with no claims in over 20 years, but wake up a hazard to all other drivers everywhere
  3. I won't be able to hire a car
  4. My credit rating will plummet overnight

what is this terrible event...….?

 

I'm going to turn 70. And the family want to celebrate!

You should not be able to drive... 

I'm taking the pee.. Which I have to now 3 or 4 time a night myself.

Haooy birthday yoof.

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Just realised the juxtaposition between my jokey moaning thread about getting old and the very serious one regarding mental issues.

I mean no disrespect to anyone suffering from these terrible things. In my life, my father suffered mightily after the war, in an era where you " got on with it". As a child I knew little of this at the time.

My sister is also depressive so I do understand. 

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3 hours ago, BurtonRam7 said:

Going by the title, I thought it would be @David announcing the forum's 10th birthday celebration.

I’m surprised he hasn’t changed any mention of these words into something else.

Edited by Boycie
Like dark fruits party.

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On 09/01/2019 at 13:53, FindernRam said:
  1. I'm going to go to sleep a man in good health but wake up a decrepit wreck who is unfit to go abroad again
  2. I'm going to sleep as a driver with no claims in over 20 years, but wake up a hazard to all other drivers everywhere
  3. I won't be able to hire a car
  4. My credit rating will plummet overnight

what is this terrible event...….?

 

I'm going to turn 70. And the family want to celebrate!

Most of this is of course a load of old bolleaux. Believe it from one who knows, but not sure about travel insurance.

However, her indoors and I went to a show in London last year, and people actually stood up to give us their seats, on the underground! That made me feel old.

 

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On 09/01/2019 at 15:52, BurtonRam7 said:

Going by the title, I thought it would be @David announcing the forum's 10th birthday celebration.

The forum was founded the day before I got married. So when David starts talking about the forum’s birthday, I know I have to nip out and buy flowers. He even handily reminds me which number I need them to write on the note. 

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