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He spins you right round, baby
Right round with his dribbles, baby
Right round round round
He spins you right round, baby
Right round with his dribbles, baby
Right round round round

Duane Hoooooolms

Daune Hoo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooooolms

dead or alive 80s GIF

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Someone told me long ago

Pace is high when height is low

I know, he's been running for some time

When it's over so they say

Came to us from Scunny way

I know, cutting through like butter


I want to know

Have you ever seen the Duane?

I want to know

Have you ever the Duane?

Scoring goals on a sunny day


 

Yesterday and days before

Beers are cold and Duane is hard

I know, been that way for all his time

'Til forever on he goes

Through opponents, fast and low

I know, he won't stop no wonder

 

I want to know

Have you ever seen the Duane?

I want to know

Have you ever the Duane?

Scoring goals in the Derby way

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I'm only happy when it's Duane
I'm only happy when he plays for Derby 
And though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when it's Duane

Put some trickery down
Put some trickery down on you
Put some trickery down
Pour some misery down on you

 

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On 03/01/2019 at 13:18, minesahartington said:

“Take me Holmes, Duane Holmes.... 

to the place you belong..

Derby county. Derby county..,

“take me Holmes, Duane Holmes...”

Could change the third line to "down to pride park, to see the derby". 

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Sounds catchy, at the cup game v Accrington they sang nearly the whole game to Herman's Hermits Woke up this morning feeling fine with a few minor changes but it sounded real good as I was right near them

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This song will take us to the Premier League or better still pre season in Australia.

Flags on the beach and we we can stick Bruce on the barbie and all that.

Plus this song will go down well.........Home and Away!.........



"You know we belong together
You and I forever and ever
No matter where you are
You're my guiding star
and from the very first moment I saw you

I never felt such emotion
I'm walking on air
Just to know...(just to know)
You are there...(you are there)

Hold me in your arms
don't let me go
I want to stay forever
holmes and away
with you each day

Let me be the one that you turn to
Someone you can rely on
Closer each day
Holmes and away"...........
 

Get the Fosters and XXXX in...........The Rams are up for Holmes and Away........as for Ramsay Street that's for the Welsh Rams!

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21 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said:

This song will take us to the Premier League or better still pre season in Australia.

Flags on the beach and we we can stick Bruce on the barbie and all that.

Plus this song will go down well.........Home and Away!.........



"You know we belong together
You and I forever and ever
No matter where you are
You're my guiding star
and from the very first moment I saw you

I never felt such emotion
I'm walking on air
Just to know...(just to know)
You are there...(you are there)

Hold me in your arms
don't let me go
I want to stay forever
holmes and away
with you each day

Let me be the one that you turn to
Someone you can rely on
Closer each day
Holmes and away"...........
 

Get the Fosters and XXXX in...........The Rams are up for Holmes and Away........as for Ramsay Street that's for the Welsh Rams!

This is the one Inverurie.....finally you've cracked it 🤣

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48 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

This is the one Inverurie.....finally you've cracked it 🤣

The Fall rewrites were his best work imho. 

Duane Holmes ... 5 and O. With the actions

 

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Sing up @2tups........

"My mother cried last Friday night
When I said that he'll be gone
She packed it up, and then cashed in with Billy Bonds
And I'm loving Duane
Cos our man had a real fine time this year
They say he feels no pain
I hope he can quickly learn the Derby language yeah
I hope he can quickly learn the Derby language 

I'm loving Duane
I'm loving Duane..........."

 

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He has to use a stool, to reach the sink,

He has to use a stool, to reach the sink,

He has to use a stool, to reach the sink,

Duane can't do the washing up

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to the tune of "collymores a tanker"

He comes from Huddersfield

and he hates the dirty Leeds

when hes on the football pitch

He runs past folk with speed

He's our crafty magician

He wears number 23

and when he buys a scratchcard he still gets ID'd

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