FindernRam Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 If anything defines the sexes quicker than anything else it's Christmas Shopping. I've just spent a stressful hour or so in Intu, the differences are very clear: The ladies look purposeful, a hint of excitement as they get the glint of battle in their eyes, striding from shop to shop, scattering all before them as they hunt their prey; pausing only to examine a chiffon scarf or top as they pass. (How can you tell what something on a hanger will look like on a random shaped body?). Sometimes they have servants, usually male, a mandatory 10 yards behind them! Whoops of joy indicate a successful hunt. When the quota is filled they announce to the world in a loud shriek, "That's it I'm all done"! Men, have a head down submissive posture, a look of utter defeat in their eyes.as they trudge around. Totally confused where the various departments are and praying for a fire alarm. If they linger in lingerie, a look of defiance creeps in that says "I am NOT a perv". Jewellery shop assistants are ready to pounce with well rehearsed patter. And you can always hear men humming the shopping chant--" Must keep the receipt!" Merry Christmas to one and all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 If it’s not on Amazon, you’re not having it. Simple and effective way of handling Christmas shopping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 It's weird but every year, our Christmas shopping just seems to sort of do itself. The same happened with organising our wedding. I've tried saying to Mrs Wolfie how spooky it is but she just gives me a funny look. She probably didn't hear me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 What is this thing we speak of? I will ask Mrs Angry when I get in, if I have finsished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 hours ago, David said: If it’s not on Amazon, you’re not having it. Simple and effective way of handling Christmas shopping I know Findern is not the most trend setting place, but the morning crowd in the paper shop were staggered when one person declared he had never heard of E-bay. 3 hours ago, David said: If it’s not on Amazon, you’re not having it. Simple and effective way of handling Christmas shopping Ordered from your expensive iPhone no doubt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 hours ago, David said: If it’s not on Amazon, you’re not having it. Simple and effective way of handling Christmas shopping I’ve done my Christmas shopping 100% online for about 5 years now... I even look for gifts that come ready wrapped to save even more hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Ramslad1992 said: I’ve done my Christmas shopping 100% online for about 5 years now... I even look for gifts that come ready wrapped to save even more hassle. Just change the delivery address to the recipient, and you're all done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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