Owd miner Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Nah i'm in't Hospital wi Hilda , shes had a major op and shes feeling darn.. Nah she's a good un ... she looks after Owd miner by washing mi pants and cooking fer us.... yes she is from Forest stock originally and i've sorted that front out and i reckon shes nah coming round ta liking Derby... so cmon lads and lasses cheer her up wi sum get well messages...oh and and op she has had is a bit of plumbing work done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OohMartWright Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Hilda's in hospital feeling poorly Our Owd Miner is missing her sorely She's stuck in bed wi nowt to read a sorry state of affairs indeed so come on Rams fans, no more griping and get those lazy fingers typing. Hilda, we hope you get well soon and are properly feeling "over the moon". We wish you happiness and good health and all that you would wish yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 All t'best ar Hilda, hope tha gets thee sen reet x Owd Miner can sort 'is own egg n chips for a couple o week. Mek sure thas gorra wireless by t'bed for Sat'day. X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted December 6, 2018 Author Share Posted December 6, 2018 ill bring here sum copies o owd Ram Mag from 84/85... I've also gonna dig out sum copies of the Miner for her ta read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 13 minutes ago, Owd miner said: yes she is from Forest stock originally and i've sorted that front out... Is that auto-correct by the naughty word police? Are they using Cockinee rhyming twang now? Oh yeah... Get well soon lass. Looks like Owd miner will have to manage his bag o' nutty slack all on his own, forra bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Get well soon Hilda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 She'll need to go back in to hospital when she smells your dirty undies on her return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Get thee well lass! Owd miner be reet lost wiout ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 I would have thought that Hilda will be having quite a good time - she’s had a skilled technician around her nether regions, and is now relaxing having meals and drinks prepared for her. Can’t imagine there is any rush on her part to get back to spit and polish Owd Miner’s lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted December 7, 2018 Author Share Posted December 7, 2018 22 hours ago, i-Ram said: I would have thought that Hilda will be having quite a good time - she’s had a skilled technician around her nether regions, and is now relaxing having meals and drinks prepared for her. Can’t imagine there is any rush on her part to get back to spit and polish Owd Miner’s lamp. She needs ta hurry up. I can't reach round bomb bay door area when I ay a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Quote 45 minutes ago, Owd miner said: She needs ta hurry up. I can't reach round bomb bay door area when I ay a shower. A cloth on a stick will sort you out. Need to go a bit carefully round the old chalfonts mind and you'll be reet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 07/12/2018 at 18:10, HantsRam said: A cloth on a stick will sort you out. Need to go a bit carefully round the old chalfonts mind and you'll be reet ? The owd cloth on a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Owd miner said: The owd cloth on a stick Better ah think than a stick on a cloth. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 Good news is Hilda is coming hom today . I've got hoover ready for her to use and some new wash powder ready for her ta use. I will empty dust bin though .... Some say I a daft soppy sod.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Owd miner said: Good news is Hilda is coming hom today . I've got hoover ready for her to use and some new wash powder ready for her ta use. I will empty dust bin though .... Some say I a daft soppy sod.. Av you got hilda a brush with an extra long handle to sweep out the pigeons ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Owd miner said: Good news is Hilda is coming hom today . I've got hoover ready for her to use and some new wash powder ready for her ta use. I will empty dust bin though .... Some say I a daft soppy sod.. Dunna go to soft ya daft ha'porth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted December 11, 2018 Author Share Posted December 11, 2018 23 hours ago, King Kevin said: Dunna go to soft ya daft ha'porth. I know but Christmas is coming . I'd hate her not ta cook . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 On 10/12/2018 at 19:36, HantsRam said: Av you got hilda a brush with an extra long handle to sweep out the pigeons ? I've splashed for sum dust masks as part of her Xmas box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 Don’t tell Hilda but im thinking o gerrin her this little beauty for xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 A pic of Hilda and her mates ... shes second on right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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