David Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 By yourself for 5 years. The island is full of wildlife, edible fruits and materials to build a shelter/shack. On arrival you are handed a shopping list which you can purchase items for the duration of your stay, now clearly this is a fantasy situation so if you choose a TV electricity would be provided, a fridge for your alcohol etc. You have a maximum of 10d to spend: 8d - Mac with full internet access 6d - Unlimited supply of alcohol 5d - TV with access to BBC 1 & 2, ITV, C4 C5 only 5d - Unlimited music 5d - One take away delivery per month (Pizza, Indian, Chinese) 5d - Unlimited supply of chocolate 4d - A dog or cat with unlimited non human consumption food 4d - Full library of books 4d - King size bed & bedding 3d - 1 Hour weekly call to a friend/family 2d - Netflix subscription, don’t forget you need a TV or Mac with Internet access 2d - Alcohol free lager/cider 2d - Daily newspaper 2d - Access to dcfcfans.uk 1d - Rifle and unlimited ammo 1d - Fishing rod, tackle and bait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Mac with internet access to keep up with what's happening at PP (and the rest of the world) for when I leave, plus Rifle and fishing rod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 29 minutes ago, David said: By yourself for 5 years. The island is full of wildlife, edible fruits and materials to build a shelter/shack. On arrival you are handed a shopping list which you can purchase items for the duration of your stay, now clearly this is a fantasy situation so if you choose a TV electricity would be provided, a fridge for your alcohol etc. 4d - Full library of books 3d - 1 Hour weekly call to a friend/family 2d - Daily newspaper 1d - Rifle and unlimited ammo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 41 minutes ago, David said: 4d - Full library of books 1d - Rifle and unlimited ammo 1d - Fishing rod, tackle and bait You can keep the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Can we use illegal streams on the Mac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 I'll take the Mac, the rifle and the fishing gear please. I'll use the rifle to fight off anyone who tries to remove me from my island in 5 years time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Can I have a free poster of 1d, and donate my stash to charidee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Surely I can have a PC for half the price of the Mac and twice the functionality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelBlimp Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 1d - Rifle and unlimited ammo 1d - Fishing rod, tackle and bait 8d - PC with full internet access Would probably be able to either distill some alcohol or find something interesting to smoke, there's always google to work things out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 2 hours ago, David said: By yourself for 5 years. The island is full of wildlife, edible fruits and materials to build a shelter/shack. On arrival you are handed a shopping list which you can purchase items for the duration of your stay, now clearly this is a fantasy situation so if you choose a TV electricity would be provided, a fridge for your alcohol etc. You have a maximum of 10d to spend: 8d - Mac with full internet access 6d - Unlimited supply of alcohol - Use an internet guide to brew my own alcohol from fruit 5d - TV with access to BBC 1 & 2, ITV, C4 C5 only - I'm not a pensioner so I don't watch terrestrial tv 5d - Unlimited music - Internet 5d - One take away delivery per month (Pizza, Indian, Chinese) 5d - Unlimited supply of chocolate 4d - A dog or cat with unlimited non human consumption food - Use internet guide to help tame most useful wildlife available 4d - Full library of books - Internet 4d - King size bed & bedding 3d - 1 Hour weekly call to a friend/family - Internet 2d - Netflix subscription, don’t forget you need a TV or Mac with Internet access - Use an internet guide to manufacture paint from plant matter and then watch it dry 2d - Alcohol free lager/cider - No one drinks this in the civilised world, so I don't see why anyone would take it to a desert island. 2d - Daily newspaper - Internet 2d - Access to dcfcfans.uk - Internet 1d - Rifle and unlimited ammo 1d - Fishing rod, tackle and bait Internet, Rifle, Rod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Music, books, rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 4 hours ago, David said: By yourself for 5 years. The island is full of wildlife, edible fruits and materials to build a shelter/shack. On arrival you are handed a shopping list which you can purchase items for the duration of your stay, now clearly this is a fantasy situation so if you choose a TV electricity would be provided, a fridge for your alcohol etc. You have a maximum of 10d to spend: 8d - Mac with full internet access Hang on - checking for a friend. Choose a TV and you get the electricity, choose the alcohol and you get the fridge If I...I mean my friend...chooses the full internet access do he get unlimited boxes of kleenex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highgate Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Books, Music and Fishing Rod. Assuming none of the wildlife think I'm edible, if they do better give me the rifle and ammo instead of the fishing rod. Any potatoes on this island? Can't see myself living without chips or roast potatoes for any significant period of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Does the island have potable water? Is it hot or cold there? Can't answer without knowing the basics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 29, 2018 Author Share Posted November 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Does the island have potable water? Fresh water streams run through the island, can't tell you where though you will need to find them yourself. 12 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Is it hot or cold there? Hot during the day, chilly at night. 12 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Can't answer without knowing the basics. Hope that helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 1d - Rifle, one bullet will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Alcohol, forum access, rifle and fishing gear. I'd make the alcohol Strongbow Dark Fruits, and would spend my days exhausting the worldwide supplies pouring it into the sea, while posting videos on the forum in a bid to force @BurtonRam7 into drinking a more manly drink. I'd use the empty cans to build a luxury villa, and make cutlery, and a boat for fishing trips, but mostly to create a fortification where I'd keep an eye out for a certain invader on a pedelo, trusty rifle at the ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 36 minutes ago, reveldevil said: I'd make the alcohol Strongbow Dark Fruits, and would spend my days exhausting the worldwide supplies pouring it into the sea, while posting videos on the forum in a bid to force @BurtonRam7 into drinking a more manly drink. I am considering trying to get into whisky, if that makes any difference. The only issue is everything that I’ve tried so far is absolutely ducking horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said: I am considering trying to get into whisky, if that makes any difference. The only issue is, everything that I’ve tried so far is absolutely ducking horrible. That's like going from tippex thinners to crack. Try Glayva or Drambuie (sic), bit more mellow as a gateway. Although I love both them, but still can't get into whisky really. Especially not Jack Daniels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Lager top is an nice entry level for a beginner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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