sage Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 What's the worst kind of poo? I currently feel like I have the tom tits but also can't go. I'm fearing a champagne cork moment later this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Thanks for sharing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealhantsram Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 31 minutes ago, sage said: What's the worst kind of poo? I currently feel like I have the tom tits but also can't go. I'm fearing a champagne cork moment later this evening. You need a squatty potty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, therealhantsram said: You need a squatty potty I use the stool (geddit) I stood on as a kid in Ossie End for that very purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 21 minutes ago, sage said: I use the stool (geddit) I stood on as a kid in Ossie End for that very purpose. So it's gone from the Ossie End to this! I bet when you were there shouting encouragement to your heroes (or booing them, whatever takes your fancy) you never imagined it would end up with that use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 I nearly shat mesen once or twice in the Ossie bitd..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 3 hours ago, sage said: What's the worst kind of poo? I currently feel like I have the tom tits but also can't go. I'm fearing a champagne cork moment later this evening. I’ve put a post out on spotted Belper warning of thunder storms later. Fart away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 51 minutes ago, Boycie said: I’ve put a post out on spotted Belper warning of thunder storms later. Fart away. It was 4 fingers of fudge, followed 20 minutes later by a caramac custard. No chance of thunder, I was ATF for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, sage said: It was 4 fingers of fudge, followed 20 minutes later by a caramac custard. No chance of thunder, I was ATF for an hour. I was hoping for an update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Anything small and inconsequential for me, i always find it most satisfing to curl down a right "Ratclimber" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I was extremely worried this morning when I flushed. But later on I remembered I’d had lots of beetroot from the salad bar at Morrison’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Boycie said: I was extremely worried this morning when I flushed. But later on I remembered I’d had lots of beetroot from the salad bar at Morrison’s. Handy tip for the future You're supposed to eat beetroot, not take it as a suppository Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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