David Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Boxers all have nicknames, Floyd Mayweather Money or Pretty Boy, Tyson Fury Gypsy King, Ricky Hatton The Hitman. But footballers are all a bit boring throwing a y on the end or an abbreviation of their names, Jamie Hanson had a decent one with Bruiser but now we've sold him we're left with Keysy and FloJo which are not very creative. We can do better than that and 2 weeks without a game should be plenty of time to assign the squad new boxer style nicknames. Go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Craig 'The Engine' Bryson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 59 minutes ago, David said: Boxers all have nicknames, Floyd Mayweather Money or Pretty Boy, Tyson Fury Gypsy King, Ricky Hatton The Hitman. But footballers are all a bit boring throwing a y on the end or an abbreviation of their names, Jamie Hanson had a decent one with Bruiser but now we've sold him we're left with Keysy and FloJo which are not very creative. We can do better than that and 2 weeks without a game should be plenty of time to assign the squad new boxer style nicknames. Go.... Good thread for an international break. Bradley ‘the Terminator ‘Johnson Chris ‘The Unwanted’ Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Tom "the Goblin" Lawrence..... .........always got his head down ? (sorry, very old puerile joke that reminds me of my teens......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 minute ago, HantsRam said: Tom "the Goblin" Lawrence..... .........always got his head down ? (sorry, very old puerile joke that reminds me of my teens......) I bottled it on TL. I was going to put something like Tom ‘The Overpriced Bag of Crap’ Lawrence as a witty jibe at his detractors. But I thought some people might not take it as a joke. Tom ‘The New Scapegoat’ Lawrence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamLad1884 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Richard 'The Marmite Man' Keogh Scott 'The Wall' Carson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Richard 'The Bottle' Keogh. (He went there). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Mason 'Barn Door' Bennett. (Ok that's the last of my negatives. Completely tongue in cheek too.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, RamLad1884 said: Richard 'The Marmite Man' Keogh Scott 'The Wall' Carson As in "great strength despite being thinly spread"? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Jack "The Dud(e)" Marriot. I inserted the brackets just for Bris "The Negative" Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 22 minutes ago, Smyth_18 said: Richard 'The Bottle' Keogh. (He went there). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SK47 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Richard "The verbal dartboard" Keogh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Jacob 'The Smiler' Butterfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dethorn Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 George 'Sicknote' Thorne Harry 'Houdini' Wilson (Well united didn't see it coming) Mason 'eminem' Mount And my favourite From the past our chinese striker Lee one pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I've willfully misunderstood the thread and gone for: Martyn "Y-Front" Waghorn George "G String" Thorne Bradley "Briefs" Johnson Craig "Jockstrap" Bryson Craig "Whitey Tighty" Forsyth. Joe "Hipster" Ledley Alex "Panties" Pearce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinder Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Joe “Deadly” Ledley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Mel 'The Money Man' Morris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SK47 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Andre "The Sat Nav" Wisdom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Mason “Lampard” Mount Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 'Tombstone' Scotty Carson Duncan 'Hobo' Holmes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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