dog Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 If you were having a nightmare, what's the worst fish to be dreaming of? For me, despite the obviousness of a pike, I'd have to say one of those flatfish with the wonky eyes. Imagine it chasing after you, mouth opening and closing like a 20s vamp, blinking oddly like a set of windscreen wipers gone wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 Or loads of small fish swimming in your mouth and up your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Come on, there’s a time and a plaice for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 So we can't have politics, sex or religion, yet this bollux is ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 Pollocks Good shout They have beards too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Surely you mean Pollocks ? Bass, beaten to it. ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Fish out of Marillion. Uuuuuuuuugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 That amazon river fish that swins up your chap and eats it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, Pearl Ram said: Surely you mean Pollocks ? Bass, beaten to it. ☹️ You can Scallops anorl. Just not in French waters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Blobfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 See below..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Conor sammon... *shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 45 minutes ago, Lambchop said: Blobfish. The john sillet fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, RamNut said: The john sillet fish I'd say he was more Vogon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 23 minutes ago, Lambchop said: I'd say he was more Vogon. I think she came on to me at Ocean's nightclub in Nottingham about 25 years ago . The normal choice in there was Vogon or Gelf . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 hours ago, dog said: If you were having a nightmare, what's the worst fish to be dreaming of? For me, despite the obviousness of a pike, I'd have to say one of those flatfish with the wonky eyes. Imagine it chasing after you, mouth opening and closing like a 20s vamp, blinking oddly like a set of windscreen wipers gone wrong. One of those Angler fish with the massive teeth and a light bulb on it's head . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 58 minutes ago, Lambchop said: I'd say he was more Vogon. Don't have nightmares..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 1 hour ago, RamNut said: Don't have nightmares..... I wonder what his poetry's like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 On 6 September 2018 at 01:56, Lambchop said: I wonder what his poetry's like... Forest are red derby are white forest are brilliant derby are sh....sure to miss out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Has random drug testing ever been considered on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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