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6 hours ago, johnnymw said:

This one made me laugh more than it should have - "If he ever comes to manage us and wins the league I’ll get his portrait tattooed on my ballsack" Followed by - "You don't have him on your balls already? ducking plastic"

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2 minutes ago, 86 points said:

This one made me laugh more than it should have - "If he ever comes to manage us and wins the league I’ll get his portrait tattooed on my ballsack" Followed by - "You don't have him on your balls already? ducking plastic"

Hmm not sure I’ll go for it if we go up.

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14 minutes ago, 86 points said:

This one made me laugh more than it should have - "If he ever comes to manage us and wins the league I’ll get his portrait tattooed on my ballsack" Followed by - "You don't have him on your balls already? ducking plastic"

I've got his name tattooed on my manhood already. Well I say his name, I mean his initials, just. My missus was a bit perplexed when she saw it. "Who the duck is FI?" she said. "Wait till it gets bigger" I said. "Oh FL, I get it now" she replied. "Too right you will love" I bragged. 

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18 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

I've got his name tattooed on my manhood already. Well I say his name, I mean his initials, just. My missus was a bit perplexed when she saw it. "Who the duck is FI?" she said. "Wait till it gets bigger" I said. "Oh FL, I get it now" she replied. "Too right you will love" I bragged. 

you could have just had the 'ard' bit done...

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Didn't Goldie Lookin Chain sing about this?

"I'll never want another like I want you
To prove my love, I gotta tattoo - on my balls
I was gonna have your name
but I only got initials
'cos I couldn't stand the pain"

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Don’t sit on the sidelines, let your voice be heard!

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