Mucker1884 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Anna said: I suppose it's just like "wetting the baby's head" but just in advance... I mean baby showers are all the rage these days so maybe this is the blokes version? Never mind wetting the baby's head. Dad-to-be needs to get some practice in at drying it's ar5e! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Bloody baby showers my arse. Getting old makes you grumpy, so that’s something to look forward too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted August 17, 2019 Author Share Posted August 17, 2019 I’d love to say what I’ve been doing the last few days but, to tell you the truth, I can’t remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 52 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: I’d love to say what I’ve been doing the last few days but, to tell you the truth, I can’t remember. I'm sure there'll be some footage somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 18 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: I’d love to say what I’ve been doing the last few days but, to tell you the truth, I can’t remember. 17 hours ago, Pastinaak said: I'm sure there'll be some footage somewhere. Or a dodgy tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 13:45, DarkFruitsRam7 said: I’d love to say what I’ve been doing the last few days but, to tell you the truth, I can’t remember. Hey Burton... saw something this avvy, and immediately thought of you... unfortunately I couldn't take a photo, as I was driving... A reg plate... CU61 CLE... Fonted and spaced in such a way as to spell CUbICLE. That's the first time I've thought of you whilst I wasn't on these pages. Consider yourself a mate! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinder Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 hours ago, PrivateDerby said: Where’s this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 14/07/2019 at 21:07, Mucker1884 said: Never mind old/young whatever, can we not just rewind a minute... "... for the brother in law's pre-baby night out."? Is that even a thing? Can you get cards for such an event? "Congratulations on nearly becoming a father"! Or "Sorry to hear the rubber split. My thoughts are with you at this strenuous time"! Does the man in question have to wear a badge all evening saying "Half Dad"? I'm all for a night out with the lad's, but having to come up with some cockamamie "reason" in order to get permission to go, does us lads no favours whatsoever! Just go out on the lash! ...Oh...back on topic... 56! ? I was thinking along similar lines. Is he about to become a father, or is he about to partake in the act of "inseminating a female"? Does one now go out to celebrate that they are about to get their end away? (Mods, change the wording if necessary) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Kinder said: Where’s this? Cliviger near Burnley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1977 Ram Raider Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Boyackasha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcfan1 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 On 22/08/2019 at 16:00, richinspain said: I was thinking along similar lines. Is he about to become a father, or is he about to partake in the act of "inseminating a female"? Does one now go out to celebrate that they are about to get their end away? (Mods, change the wording if necessary) Luckily Ill never have to worry about this haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 On a date and it’s going swimmingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: On a date and it’s going swimmingly. What's the lucky guys name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiddingsRam Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: On a date and it’s going swimmingly. Why the duck you on here then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: On a date and it’s going swimmingly. just nipped for slash, has she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: On a date and it’s going swimmingly. Breast stroke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Norman said: What's the lucky guys name? Funny. 1 hour ago, RiddingsRam said: Why the duck you on here then ? See below. 1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said: just nipped for slash, has she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: On a date and it’s going swimmingly. The beginning of the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcfan1 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 10 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: On a date and it’s going swimmingly. Absolutely delighted for you mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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