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7 hours ago, RamNut said:

Needs sub-titles. I can't understand a word they're saying.

Roy Keane’s pretty much limited to shouting “Hit the target”, loves to make the team watch old matches with him involved, and if Keane has a shot off target don’t say anything otherwise the next time you miss one he will go nuts at you.

Oh, he also doesn’t believe in tactics.

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5 hours ago, ramsbottom said:

Gotta admit it.  I'm dreading Monday, even more than usual...

We may be on a bit of a downer in form, but I categorically refuse to panic at the prospect of facing a team that contains a jihadist, an ex-Walsall winger as the main goal threat and Jack-chuffing-Colback for whom the term "has been" was probably invented ?

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3 hours ago, HantsRam said:

We may be on a bit of a downer in form, but I categorically refuse to panic at the prospect of facing a team that contains a jihadist, an ex-Walsall winger as the main goal threat and Jack-chuffing-Colback for whom the term "has been" was probably invented ?

Ex walsall winger?

that was Paterson wasn't it......now bristol titty 

 

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21 hours ago, HantsRam said:

We may be on a bit of a downer in form, but I categorically refuse to panic at the prospect of facing a team that contains a jihadist, an ex-Walsall winger as the main goal threat and Jack-chuffing-Colback for whom the term "has been" was probably invented ?

Who's the jihadist?

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Glad we are able to give you a game!!

Caught you at right part of season 

Only  regret is Rowett isn’t managing 

...   still a win is a win and we were overdue one   

Think we should both look forward to next season in championship again

and  again and again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, eezzeetiger said:

Think we should both look forward to next season in championship again

Definitely. You were better than us tonight from one poor defensive lapse from us, but neither teams looked good. Can't see either sides making the playoffs.

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12 minutes ago, eezzeetiger said:

Glad we are able to give you a game!!

Caught you at right part of season 

Only  regret is Rowett isn’t managing 

...   still a win is a win and we were overdue one   

Think we should both look forward to next season in championship again

and  again and again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We're just going to keep having near enough the exact same seasons over and over again, aren't we?

 

June + July - both of us make some decent signings and start to get hopeful of a playoff push

August - we start slow but there's some positive signs. You lot start well and begin to get excited

September - our results start to pick up. You guys are flying and the usual 'oh they've already won the league then' jokes get underway

October - we're in full flow and are flying up the league. You lot start to stutter and slowly start sliding down the table

December - we're winning games against top teams and now start thinking 'this is our year.' You lot are wondering whether a new manager could turn this mess around

January - both of us have pretty average results and you lot sack your manager

February - it's time boys. We start losing against everyone, no matter how awful they are and begin to wonder if it's possible to actually murder a month. Your lot's results improve a little under your new manager but you're a fair way off the play offs

March - we're in a full on meltdown and it's our turn to discuss whether we need to change manager. You lot get some good results here and there but still aren't likely playoff contenders

April - we've got a new manager or have just shoved Wassall in charge for the rest of the season and get the odd decent result to keep play off hopes alive. Your lots season is over and you begin to dream of better things next year

May - we either mess up our chances in the final few games or wait until we're actually in the play offs to crumble under the pressure. You lot already have your shopping list of players ready and aren't even arsed about the end of the season

 

Chuck in a couple of really awful games against each other (that Sky should really stop showing), some awful banter between fans and a bunch of overpaid average Championship players thinking they're better than they are and you've got our routine for the foreseeable future all set

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26 minutes ago, eezzeetiger said:

Glad we are able to give you a game!!

Caught you at right part of season 

Only  regret is Rowett isn’t managing 

...   still a win is a win and we were overdue one   

Think we should both look forward to next season in championship again

and  again and again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Becoming a theme I must say, Bournemouth, Huddersfield and Watford manage it but we spend enough to probably buy an continent between us and we’re still both outside the top six 

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27 minutes ago, eezzeetiger said:

Glad we are able to give you a game!!

Caught you at right part of season 

Only  regret is Rowett isn’t managing 

...   still a win is a win and we were overdue one   

Think we should both look forward to next season in championship again

and  again and again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was the year to go up  . The league is very even or appalingly bad.  The teams at the top have already lost 7 or 8 games.  Not sure how many transition seasons we can have .  The depressing truth is that there will be people now starting there A levels who have seen Derby play Arsenal, Liverpool and the like for one season in there lifetime .  Those supporting Forest will never have seen them play league football at these places and they've been legal to drink three years.   It's pretty sad really.

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I haven't read the rest of your forum, but you should be thoroughly ashamed of your captain tonight. 

Squaring upto a 21year old at the end of the game, who is rightly celebrating his first EM Derby (and win). Embarrassing guff from a player with a history of chucking his toys out. 

Waghorn and Holmes (?) hardly covered themsleves in glory either. Bad losers. 

Crying on the telly again. We see you. Knob. 

Unlucky on the result. 

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17 minutes ago, Red_Dawn said:

I haven't read the rest of your forum, but you should be thoroughly ashamed of your captain tonight. 

Squaring upto a 21year old at the end of the game, who is rightly celebrating his first EM Derby (and win). Embarrassing guff from a player with a history of chucking his toys out. 

Waghorn and Holmes (?) hardly covered themsleves in glory either. Bad losers. 

Crying on the telly again. We see you. Knob. 

Unlucky on the result. 

Keep looking up ? 

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