i-Ram Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Parsnip said: So I went to blow my nose on a piece of toilet roll this morning. There was a very long thin trailing piece of toilet paper hanging loose from the bottom. I managed to somehow inhale this loose long piece straight down my throat as I brought the paper up to my nose. I'm now left with dregs of toilet paper lining my throat which no amount of coffee will dislodge, it's somehow embedded in my trachea. This is the kind of crap that happens on footballess Saturdays. This sounds like the kind of crap that happens when you think the wife has gone out, and then unexpectedly you hear her coming up the stairs, and you think Jesus where am I going to hide all this bloody tissue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 Wondering how big @Parsnip's nose is, and where I can catch the manybuses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 o2 is down! I got no data, no texts, no phone signal... it's dead! I quite like it. Definitely not going to do any work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 So after a 15 hour shift I went to bed last night at 1am to have a few hours sleep before my next 15 hour shift, which I'm doing now. Then after 3 hours of sleep, at 4am, a frigging bee stung me! Twice! I had a dream that the bed was on fire and I could feel the flame on my hip, then I woke and realised the burning was a massive bee! Then it stung my arm too. Pollinators my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, Parsnip said: So after a 15 hour shift I went to bed last night at 1am to have a few hours sleep before my next 15 hour shift, which I'm doing now. Then after 3 hours of sleep, at 4am, a frigging bee stung me! Twice! I had a dream that the bed was on fire and I could feel the flame on my hip, then I woke and realised the burning was a massive bee! Then it stung my arm too. Pollinators my arse. That as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 11 hours ago, Parsnip said: So after a 15 hour shift I went to bed last night at 1am to have a few hours sleep before my next 15 hour shift, which I'm doing now. Then after 3 hours of sleep, at 4am, a frigging bee stung me! Twice! I had a dream that the bed was on fire and I could feel the flame on my hip, then I woke and realised the burning was a massive bee! Then it stung my arm too. Pollinators my arse. You alright honey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 11 hours ago, Parsnip said: So after a 15 hour shift I went to bed last night at 1am to have a few hours sleep before my next 15 hour shift, which I'm doing now. Then after 3 hours of sleep, at 4am, a frigging bee stung me! Twice! I had a dream that the bed was on fire and I could feel the flame on my hip, then I woke and realised the burning was a massive bee! Then it stung my arm too. Pollinators my arse. Your own fault for trying to sleep with a bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, David said: You alright honey? Yeah thanks. Hive just bee(n) trying to get everything done so I don't have to work at all on Saturday. So it's been a really buzy week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Parsnip said: So after a 15 hour shift I went to bed last night at 1am to have a few hours sleep before my next 15 hour shift, which I'm doing now. Then after 3 hours of sleep, at 4am, a frigging bee stung me! Twice! I had a dream that the bed was on fire and I could feel the flame on my hip, then I woke and realised the burning was a massive bee! Then it stung my arm too. Pollinators my arse. Nomada what you do, you do it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Parsnip said: Yeah thanks. Hive just bee(n) trying to get everything done so I don't have to work at all on Saturday. So it's been a really buzy week. Beehive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 18 hours ago, Parsnip said: So after a 15 hour shift I went to bed last night at 1am to have a few hours sleep before my next 15 hour shift, which I'm doing now. Then after 3 hours of sleep, at 4am, a frigging bee stung me! Twice! I had a dream that the bed was on fire and I could feel the flame on my hip, then I woke and realised the burning was a massive bee! Then it stung my arm too. Pollinators my arse. I dont beelieve you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Paul71 said: I dont beelieve you. Oh yeah? Well how about I take a photo of my massive painful swollen scrotum just to show you? Or I could take a photo of my hip where I got stung? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 26° today. August heatwave in full swing. Drove through Alfreton, saw a load of drunks sat outside the Blue Bell... One of them dressed as Santa. That's proper Alfreton that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 13 hours ago, Pastinaak said: 26° today. August heatwave in full swing. Drove through Alfreton, saw a load of drunks sat outside the Blue Bell... One of them dressed as Santa. That's proper Alfreton that is. He must be expecting reindeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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