ThePrisoner Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Pearl Ram said: Those two twits on SSN’s transfer show. Twit 1 (Referring to Ronaldo) “ His preferred move was to Manchester City” Less than 10 seconds later “And now he’s got his dream move back to Old Trafford” ? Twit 2 With the urgency of an announcement of Covid being a thing of the past and everlasting world peace declared “I got a text, I got a text yesterday afternoon at 15:44 saying Manchester City was his destination” I’ve never seen two people so full of their own self importance as these two. Oh for the phantom flan flinger to appear out of nowhere. These two wind me up far more than they should. Absolutely the same nonsense every single day. Pearl Ram and Mostyn6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 9 hours ago, ThePrisoner said: These two wind me up far more than they should. Absolutely the same nonsense every single day. When they have Darmeth and Kaveh at the same time sat opposite each other, they resemble a couple of Game of Thrones characters. Both quoting their sources like they are The Spider and Littlefinger, itching to out do each other and making bland statements like 'He has said to people close to him that he may like a new project' sound like they are announcing the death of the Queen...whilst the other sits sweating and looking like they are sick with envy and desperately racking their brains for something to out do them. DarkFruitsRam7 and ThePrisoner 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Say 'but he was a great servant to the club' about modern day players whop aren't very good and no other team wanted to buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 On 26/08/2021 at 21:39, Pearl Ram said: Can’t you make out to plod he’s kerb crawling and you are concerned he’s trying to entice minors ? No mention of drugs, your conscience will be clear on that issue, he gets a tug for suspected kerb crawling and the issue is solved. My work here is done. Goodness me, modern policing techniques! I'd have thought a bit of time or a hefty fine would be more of a deterrent.... ? Mucker1884 and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Van der MoodHoover said: I'd have thought a bit of time or a hefty fine would be more of a deterrent.. If you ever watch Police Interceptors, your chances of getting anything painful are ludicrously low. Bloke the other day: 30 mile chase breaking every motoring rule going, umpteen cops involved to stop him. Weed in the car, which was uninsured, he had no licence, as well as already wanted. Got a community order, which he broke, so then gets 8 weeks in clink, SUSPENDED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wistaston Ram Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 People who say 'top bins' when the ball hits the top corner of the net. Maybe I'm getting old but it really grates..... MuespachRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, Wistaston Ram said: People who say 'top bins' when the ball hits the top corner of the net. Maybe I'm getting old but it really grates..... It’s because they hang a bin there during training and the challenge is to get the ball in the bin. You’re right though. However, it’s less annoying than ‘postage stamp’. Wistaston Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wistaston Ram Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 16 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: It’s because they hang a bin there during training and the challenge is to get the ball in the bin. You’re right though. However, it’s less annoying than ‘postage stamp’. 'Top teckers' when a player manages to control a ball or make a good pass is another one. MuespachRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Trade Unions recommending more Bank Holidays. You know if they moved to the 21st Century they'd realise more and more people work on Bank Holiday Mondays. The majority of people still want everything tomorrow. Why not push for more statutory holidays to represent more of the modern day workforce? Coming from someone who works every Bank Holiday Monday ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 On 30/08/2021 at 14:32, FindernRam said: If you ever watch Police Interceptors, your chances of getting anything painful are ludicrously low. Bloke the other day: 30 mile chase breaking every motoring rule going, umpteen cops involved to stop him. Weed in the car, which was uninsured, he had no licence, as well as already wanted. Got a community order, which he broke, so then gets 8 weeks in clink, SUSPENDED. I didn't know you could get insurance for weed! ThePrisoner, Steve How Hard? and I know nuffin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: I didn't know you could get insurance for weed! Are you taking the piss? You dope. Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: I didn't know you could get insurance for weed! Green Flag? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 4 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: I didn't know you could get insurance for weed! flobbadobbadop. TimRam, Steve How Hard? and Mucker1884 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I know nuffin Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 People who go to a programme seller for example and say can I get a programme. I want the seller so say yes I am out of elephants or I don't know can you get one? TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 4 hours ago, I know nuffin said: People who go to a programme seller for example and say can I get a programme. I want the seller so say yes I am out of elephants or I don't know can you get one? The seller should say 'Yes, travel to the printers, they might have some left". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) On the train to Sheffield (for a gig) and it's amazing just how many people are travelling alone but appear to have bought the aisle seat next to them just so that their bags have a nice comfortable seat all to themselves. There are so many of them it's clearly a "don't sir near me because you might have covid" tactic people have really taken up. Never used to be this many. Been down 2 coaches and couldn't find a seat not occupied by a person or a bag, except for this one seat next to some nob who's sat with his legs wide apart and is sat there coughing, sniffing and sputtering every 10 seconds... at least he's wearing a mask. Edited September 24, 2021 by Coconut's Beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, Coconut's Beard said: On the train to Sheffield (for a gig) and it's amazing just how many people are travelling alone but appear to have bought the aisle seat next to them just so that their bags have a nice comfortable seat all to themselves. There are so many of them it's clearly a "don't sir near me because you might have covid" tactic people have really taken up. Never used to be this many. Been down 2 coaches and couldn't find a seat not occupied by a person or a bag, except for this one seat next to some nob who's sat with his legs wide apart and is sat there coughing, sniffing and sputtering every 10 seconds... at least he's wearing a mask. I'm going to get on the Sheffield train first tomorrow (end of line station, so already at an advantage), then sit in the aisle seat at a table with my feet-up on the opposite seat, whole table of four to myself, get-in. May Contain Nuts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 46 minutes ago, Coconut's Beard said: On the train to Sheffield (for a gig) and it's amazing just how many people are travelling alone but appear to have bought the aisle seat next to them just so that their bags have a nice comfortable seat all to themselves. There are so many of them it's clearly a "don't sir near me because you might have covid" tactic people have really taken up. Never used to be this many. Been down 2 coaches and couldn't find a seat not occupied by a person or a bag, except for this one seat next to some nob who's sat with his legs wide apart and is sat there coughing, sniffing and sputtering every 10 seconds... at least he's wearing a mask. Used to get that on my commute to London and wouldn't/didn't hesitate to ask the person to move their bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 SMART Motorways.. Keep em. Every tried getting out of one of those emergency bays during a busy period? More dangerous than the wifes cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Angry Ram said: CHEAP Motorways.. Keep em. Every tried getting out of one of those emergency bays during a busy period? More dangerous than the wifes cooking. FYFY. ? Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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