Gritstone Ram Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) Kids with no manners. In fact kids in general the younger the more annoying. Unless they can use a hoe and weed my allotment or mow the lawn they’re neither use nor ornament. Edited July 26, 2019 by Van Gritters Mucker1884 and Parsnip 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Liam Gallagher. Each tune he drops erodes away any fond memories of the brief period he was relevant and exciting. i-Ram, Parsnip, rynny and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 On 25/07/2019 at 16:56, Paul71 said: Quite Frankly how Shop Assistants etc manage to put a happy face on at all is amazing after the crap they get from the general public. Working in a supermarket, particularly the checkout you also pick up ever bug under the sun at Christmas as people are determined to get that box of quality street even if it means passing on typhoid . Had the pleasure of checkout work when I sixteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 12 hours ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: Working in a supermarket, particularly the checkout you also pick up ever bug under the sun at Christmas as people are determined to get that box of quality street even if it means passing on typhoid . Had the pleasure of checkout work when I sixteen. Lady in Asda told me she is rarely ill and credits it to being exposed to every bug all day and building up a mega immunity. Bit like Doctors do (so I'm told) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 20 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Why on earth does that annoy you? It just does, no idea why. And by the way I'm not having a pop at servers at all and ALWAYS try to be pleasant, I just hate that phrase! Other illogical dislikes: Men with yellow ties Men in suits with no ties Wearing footwear without socks Tattoos TV announcers talking over the music at the end of a programme Anon and DarkFruitsRam7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 13 hours ago, reverendo de duivel said: Liam Gallagher. Each tune he drops erodes away any fond memories of the brief period he was relevant and exciting. Absolutely. Another piss poor effort. Like his brother, he should have retired from music in 1996. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaltRam Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) Not strictly on topic, but... People are stupid. Anyone who's spent an hour in the company of a person with a 100 IQ is pretty sure to recognise what I mean, when you reflect that half of people are no smarter than that. If you don't get this, well, maybe...never mind. Anyway, the upshot of people being thick as mince is that society has to cater to the lowest common denominator. My fridge is broken. It's a big American job which cost a grand, and worth trying to fix, so I go online and get into an chat with a rep from the manufacturer. 'My fridge is broken', say I, 'can I get an engineer out?'. A little over half an hour's worth of questions later...'are you sure the door is shut?', 'is it plugged in?', 'is it next to a heat source?', ' is it in full sunshine?'.....she says, 'it seems to be broken, we'll have to get an engineer out'. Eugenics. We need eugenics. Edited July 27, 2019 by Needlesh Low IQ showing ramit, Phoenix and RoyMac5 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Needlesh said: Not strictly on topic, but... People are stupid. Anyone who's spent an hour in the company of a person with a 100 IQ is pretty sure to recognise what I mean, when you reflect that half of people are no smarter than that. If you don't get this, well, maybe...never mind. Anyway, the upshot of people being thick as mince is that society has to cater to the lowest common denominator. My fridge is broken. It's a big American job which cost a grand, and worth trying to fix, so I go online and get into an chat with a rep from the manufacturer. 'My fridge is broken', say I, 'can I get an engineer out?'. A little over half an hour's worth of questions later...'are you sure the door is shut?', 'is it plugged in?', 'is it next to a heat source?', ' is it in full sunshine?'.....she says, 'it seems to be broken, we'll have to get an engineer out'. Eugenics. We need eugenics. Yer but they've got a script or flow chart they are given by the organisation they have been instructed to refer to diagnose the issue over the telephone to avoid the unnecessary expense of them having to send an engineer out for someone who genuinely is thick and hasn't realised it's not plugged in. This shows on the contrary to your point valid signs of intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 2 hours ago, FindernRam said: It just does, no idea why. And by the way I'm not having a pop at servers at all and ALWAYS try to be pleasant, I just hate that phrase! Other illogical dislikes: Men with yellow ties Men in suits with no ties Wearing footwear without socks Tattoos TV announcers talking over the music at the end of a programme What about women in yellow ties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaltRam Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said: Yer but they've got a script or flow chart they are given by the organisation they have been instructed to refer to diagnose the issue over the telephone to avoid the unnecessary expense of them having to send an engineer out for someone who genuinely is thick and hasn't realised it's not plugged in. This shows on the contrary to your point valid signs of intelligence. If you read the piece again, carefully, you'll see that this was entirely the point I was making. Edited July 27, 2019 by Needlesh Trying, reaaally trying, to be nice. RoyMac5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said: What about women in yellow ties Ok provided thats all they are wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 7 hours ago, FindernRam said: Wearing footwear without socks This. I don't care how many fashion magazines claim this is cool, you still look like an absolute weapon. Pack it in. CWC1983 and Millenniumram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark of Ayrshire Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Needlesh said: Not strictly on topic, but... People are stupid. Anyone who's spent an hour in the company of a person with a 100 IQ is pretty sure to recognise what I mean, when you reflect that half of people are no smarter than that. If you don't get this, well, maybe...never mind. Anyway, the upshot of people being thick as mince is that society has to cater to the lowest common denominator. My fridge is broken. It's a big American job which cost a grand, and worth trying to fix, so I go online and get into an chat with a rep from the manufacturer. 'My fridge is broken', say I, 'can I get an engineer out?'. A little over half an hour's worth of questions later...'are you sure the door is shut?', 'is it plugged in?', 'is it next to a heat source?', ' is it in full sunshine?'.....she says, 'it seems to be broken, we'll have to get an engineer out'. Eugenics. We need eugenics. I’m not clever enough to understand this post, but I can fix fridges easy enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Mark of Ayrshire said: I’m not clever enough to understand this post, but I can fix fridges easy enough Is the first thing you do is check its pluged in. Then charge 150 quid for switching it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark of Ayrshire Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, 1of4 said: Is the first thing you do is check its pluged in. Then charge 150 quid for switching it on. Yes and no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaltRam Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Mark of Ayrshire said: I’m not clever enough to understand this post, but I can fix fridges easy enough DM if in Derby anytime soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark of Ayrshire Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, Needlesh said: DM if in Derby anytime soon! I’m in Derby every match day, there really isn’t many things that can go wrong with a fridge though so don’t let anyone tip you off or take the mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 12 hours ago, FindernRam said: Lady in Asda told me she is rarely ill and credits it to being exposed to every bug all day and building up a mega immunity. Bit like Doctors do (so I'm told) perhaps 10 months wasn't long enough , I had a cold for about three months. Shop work wasn't really for me. The last straw was when I was told to chase after a nine year old who had nicked three packets of Rolos . By the time I caught up with him at the other side of the car park he'd rammed two whole packets in his gob in a panic - all that oozing toffee was horrific. After letting him spit it out and go rather than choke to death I decided at that point , this kind of barbarism ain't for me . The manager was a total dick as well - worst I've ever had at just Seventeen . The worrying thing is the step on you to get ahead, target driven megalomaniacs seem to be the norm now when it comes to appointing senior managers. Glad I'm not just starting working life . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 18 hours ago, Needlesh said: Not strictly on topic, but... People are stupid. Anyone who's spent an hour in the company of a person with a 100 IQ is pretty sure to recognise what I mean, when you reflect that half of people are no smarter than that. If you don't get this, well, maybe...never mind. Anyway, the upshot of people being thick as mince is that society has to cater to the lowest common denominator. My fridge is broken. It's a big American job which cost a grand, and worth trying to fix, so I go online and get into an chat with a rep from the manufacturer. 'My fridge is broken', say I, 'can I get an engineer out?'. A little over half an hour's worth of questions later...'are you sure the door is shut?', 'is it plugged in?', 'is it next to a heat source?', ' is it in full sunshine?'.....she says, 'it seems to be broken, we'll have to get an engineer out'. Eugenics. We need eugenics. People are stupid yes. A few years ago I had a colleague of mine call me up looking for some technical assistance with her laptop. 'it wont come on she says', so i ask if she means not at all or booting up so far or what, she advises me no nothing, just a light flashing in the front when she tries to turn it on. I say it sounds like its out of battery, try plugging it in, she says it is plugged in. I say are you sure?, She tells me yes, so i tell her to trace the cable from the laptop to the plug, she traces the cable, huffing that i am getting her to do this, then she lets on a few well chosen expletives as she realises its not plugged in. It was her first day back off holiday and she insists it was plugged in before she went, so in a clear attempt to cover herself she starts asking me why its not plugged in when she left it plugged in, at which point i tell her i have work to be doing and tell her i hoped she had a nice holiday and said goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Scumbags who can't clean up after themselves. https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1158584/heatwave-britain-beach-litter-uk Seriously what is wrong with people? Why is it so hard to clean up after themselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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