McRamFan Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 hours ago, BaaLocks said: You mean 'the States', surely? Or are you saying that you exist somewhere between solid and liquid in some sort of plasma flow? As for where you live, couldn't give a tinker's cuss. If you didn't give a cuss, why reply. I wasn't paying attention, you got what I meant. However, if you want to know what 'state' I would say, it would be Bose-Einstein condensates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 When the person in front of you in the chippy queue goes,6 fish,6 large chips,3 currys,one large peas,a large battered sausage a fish cake butty please. Is that everything? Just tell me again what I've ordered please?? You've ordered everything you selfish cow? Millenniumram and Wolfie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Van Cone De Head said: When the person in front of you in the chippy queue goes,6 fish,6 large chips,3 currys,one large peas,a large battered sausage a fish cake butty please. Is that everything? Just tell me again what I've ordered please?? You've ordered everything you selfish cow? Who pissed in your curry sauce? Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 12 hours ago, Van Cone De Head said: When the person in front of you in the chippy queue goes,6 fish,6 large chips,3 currys,one large peas,a large battered sausage a fish cake butty please. Is that everything? Just tell me again what I've ordered please?? You've ordered everything you selfish cow? People who refer to a cob as a butty ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 3 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Who pissed in your curry sauce? I went for sausage and chips for my youngest in a nice pleasant mood thanks to the Rams and it was a right farrago☹️ DarkFruitsRam7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Paul71 said: People who refer to a cob as a butty ? What’s a cob? Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: What’s a cob? Wolfie and Coneheadjohn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: I went for sausage and chips for my youngest in a nice pleasant mood thanks to the Rams and it was a right farrago☹️ Large battered sausage and chips every day. Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 15 hours ago, Van Cone De Head said: When the person in front of you in the chippy queue goes,6 fish,6 large chips,3 currys,one large peas,a large battered sausage a fish cake butty please. Is that everything? Just tell me again what I've ordered please?? You've ordered everything you selfish cow? Its when she turns to her husband and says 'did you want anything ?'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Van Cone De Head said: What’s a cob? One of these... not sure why anyone would call it a butty though. Steve How Hard? and Coneheadjohn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaltRam Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 17 hours ago, McRamFan said: However, if you want to know what 'state' I would say, it would be Bose-Einstein condensates. Ooooooh, that's cold. McRamFan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaltRam Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 16 hours ago, Van Cone De Head said: When the person in front of you in the chippy queue goes,6 fish,6 large chips,3 currys,one large peas,a large battered sausage a fish cake butty please. Is that everything? Just tell me again what I've ordered please?? You've ordered everything you selfish cow? Had that type of experience in Shelton Lock chippy last night. Pair of lesbians from central casting at the counter, and me at the back of the queue watching the stock diminish... Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said: I live in Dee dah land mate...it’s a BUTTY!! Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 17 hours ago, McRamFan said: However, if you want to know what 'state' I would say, it would be Bose-Einstein condensates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 The word 'minutes' is really starting to do my head in... JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 I’m finding people with dashcams to be the worst offenders on the road. Followed someone this morning down the A38, dashcam front and rear while they’re holding their phone to the ear. Forever wishing I was an undercover traffic cop. SSD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 On 20/07/2019 at 20:16, Van Cone De Head said: a fish cake butty Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, ThePrisoner said: I’m finding people with dashcams to be the worst offenders on the road. Followed someone this morning down the A38, dashcam front and rear while they’re holding their phone to the ear. Forever wishing I was an undercover traffic cop. I had some idiot scream at me the other day for pulling out on him at a junction. BMW driver was far down the road, I had plenty of time to pull out safely and get up to speed. He decides to then overtake me and pointed to his dashcam. He was hammering the car down the road, you're speeding you a-hole. You know there's plenty of junction on the road, slow down. ThePrisoner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 People calling cocu “PC”.... giving me clement flashbacks Rev, Norman, ThePrisoner and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 9 hours ago, ThePrisoner said: I’m finding people with dashcams to be the worst offenders on the road. Followed someone this morning down the A38, dashcam front and rear while they’re holding their phone to the ear. Forever wishing I was an undercover traffic cop. Not sure I understand that? Sure, he's a nob for being on the 'phone, but where does the dash cam come into the equation? Couldn't you just as easily have connected the crime to the colour of his car, or the fact that he was wearing a tie (or not, as the case may be!) Yep... I'm baffled by the reference to dash cams, sorry! Ghost of Clough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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