hintonsboots Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Mistaram said: Its like sleeping with your wife's sister you know you shouldn't do it but you can't stop yourself Is that you Giggsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted March 13, 2018 Author Share Posted March 13, 2018 Love the Black and White army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Kipling took several sentences. IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Ram, my son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Like booking a luxury holiday to the Maldives for the end of May. By Christmas time you are really looking forward to it.......then the travel company go bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Mistaram said: Its like sleeping with your wife's sister you know you shouldn't do it but you can't stop yourself Saw almost exactly the same thing on LTLF, except the omitted the word 'wife's' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 What’s it like being a Rams fan in one sentence? A bit like a Chinese, sweet and sour. (The sweet helps me get through the sour and the sour makes me remember the sweet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Repetitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BramcoteRam84 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 A never ending cycle of hope followed by false dawns followed by pain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Just when I thought I was out.......they pull me back in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKRam Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 hour ago, reveldevil said: Kipling took several sentences. IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Ram, my son! One sentence.... You are a politician reveldevil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 hour ago, reveldevil said: Kipling took several sentences. IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Ram, my son! Show off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag zig Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 My team is for life, not just for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 It’s a life sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loweman2 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 The word purgatory has come to refer also to a wide range of historical and modern conceptions of postmortem suffering short of everlasting damnation and is used, in a non-specific sense, to mean a condition or state of suffering or torment, especially one that is temporary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ram1964 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, reveldevil said: Kipling took several sentences. IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Ram, my son! Assuming the 60 seconds worth of run refers to Lawrence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodley Ram Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Some things are black and white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivo_knoflicek Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Well prepared for the many disappointments that life will inevitably throw at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Like a wonderful journey, then 3/4 of the way into it you get a flat tyre skid across the road and crash into a lorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheeponacid Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Tortured.... by the sight of that Yorkshire sheep as our mascot...i can live with the results...but that Yorkie Swadale in a Derby kit ffs. Hope that Wendies owl comes from Derbyshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Guilty your honour, I did it, and I'll do it again and again and again, have mercy on my soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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