Cheryl Cole's Single

[David]

Form a queue lads, baggsy first go!

[derbydan]

i'd take sloppy seconds on that lol

[Boycie]

She only wants you to make me jealous.

[Dangerous]

i cant understand a word she says,and communication between a couple is important.On that basis I am compelled to turn ms Cole down when she asks me out for a date.

[MrOrdinary]

i cant understand a word she says,and communication between a couple is important.On that basis I am compelled to turn ms Cole down when she asks me out for a date.

youd want to talk to her? :eek:

i think you just promise not to be a nob head, and youd get in her pants, i dont think i could settle down with she sounds to high maintenace for my liking, especially wanting a conversation

[Dangerous]

I think you lot are far too shallow.This is why you spend so much time on the pc whilst I am spending my time in bed.The best way to get a woman into bed is by romancing them,chit chat,listening to the crap they want to talk about( and appear interested)

I could teach you,but id have to charge.

[MrOrdinary]

yeah i proberly am, but im young, and i like sleeping round, without commiting to a relationship.

ive never had a problem getting anyone though, i just followed me dads wise words of treat em mean and keep em keen, it works brilliantly. not a bad bit of advice of my old man, admitedly its the only bit of advice hes given me, so im not sure if its a good or bad thing...

[Rodders]

I think you lot are far too shallow.This is why you spend so much time on the pc whilst I am spending my time in bed.The best way to get a woman into bed is by romancing them,chit chat,listening to the crap they want to talk about( and appear interested)

[sIZE=5]I could teach you,but id have to charge[/sIZE].

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard:rolleyes:

Howzattt

[bakeri666]

http://www.ryanmhall.com/milkshake.jpeg

[derbydan]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard:rolleyes:

Howzattt

hahaha bowling mush

[David]

http://www.ryanmhall.com/milkshake.jpeg

Can we have that as a Pie chart please.

[bakeri666]

if you want but i stole that off the internet and i don't know if i can be overly bothered to upload a pic of my own...

Do you want a pie chart or a doughnut chart??

[David]

Pie please, I prefer abit of pastry over dough with half a teaspoon of jam somewhere in the middle.

[GboroRam]

Its from graphjam

[Dangerous]

MY milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.I try not to attract the boys.looking at bakeris graph he is proud of the amount of boys he attracts.must be a nottingham thing

[Rodders]

MY milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.I try not to attract the boys.looking at bakeris graph he is proud of the amount of boys he attracts.must be a nottingham thing

Bowling mush