The Scarlet Pimpernel Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Seaside Sam said: plenty of sandbanks where i live Actually..........There is only one Sandbanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 10 hours ago, Paul71 said: One of my exes wanted to do the same after a game once...but i was a bit worried about safety so came up with another solution. Judging by the size of the knickers, I really hope your missus wasn't as dirty as the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North East Ram Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Parsnip said: @Tim Bucktoo must be loving this ? There's nothing to love. Gary is sunning himself in Dubai and no-one has heard a peep from him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 10 hours ago, 86 points said: Eh? Whoosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 11 hours ago, King Kevin said: Reminds me of the time my then girlfriend tied her knickers to the car ariel of my Ford Anglia after we had won a particularly important match. Top girl. 11 hours ago, Paul71 said: One of my exes wanted to do the same after a game once...but i was a bit worried about safety...... You are Alan Partridge and i claim the £5 Alan: Look. If I get caught in flagrante whilst violating the Highway Code, my wife will find out, I’ll get three points on my license, my insurance premium could go up by thirty percent. That’s not going to happen. Now put your top on and get out. Go, go. Get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Not a peep from Rowett, there’s no loyalty these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, eddie said: Whoosh Nah. Satire to tyre is a bit tenuous by your standards Eddie. Can't force a good pun mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 21 minutes ago, 86 points said: Nah. Satire to tyre is a bit tenuous by your standards Eddie. Can't force a good pun mate. No, but I might be able to catch a few with this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, 86 points said: Nah. Satire to tyre is a bit tenuous by your standards Eddie. Can't force a good pun mate. How about 'Satire' to 'It's a tyre' (said fast)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Get a grip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 2 hours ago, eddie said: No, but I might be able to catch a few with this... 2 hours ago, Parsnip said: How about 'Satire' to 'It's a tyre' (said fast)? Oh gawd, make it stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 38 minutes ago, 86 points said: Oh gawd, make it stop So you were impressed with my pun net then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Sam Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 13 hours ago, The Scarlet Pimpernel said: Actually..........There is only one Sandbanks actually there is not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 11 hours ago, Parsnip said: How about 'Satire' to 'It's a tyre' (said fast)? You're Avon a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archied Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Gypsy Ram said: You're Avon a laugh. That ones been done ,, you should eat humble pie really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Most of these puns have run flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 18 hours ago, ThePrisoner said: Most of these puns have run flat. No mileage in them to begin with. Simply re-treading the same old tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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