Rev Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Bespoke song idea, based on a classic football track. Jerome, he'll be scoring goals for us He's in the Derby way Jerome, he'll be scoring goals for us In every game we play We'll share every goal he is scoring Out there he will still hear us roaring And he'll give all he's got to give Cam-eron Jer-ome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Da da da da Cameron Jerome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Showing yer age there make. never heard of it. cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 By the look in your eye he can tell you're gonna cry Is it over Cam? If it is, save your tears For he's not worth it, you see For he's type of boy who is always on the roam Wherever he lays his **** he's Jerome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, RamNut said: Showing yer age there make. never heard of it. cough. Fantasy football with Baddiel and Skinner. Never mind seeing England win anything, I've never seen Derby win anything other than the 2nd division. A few Brian Clough trophies anorl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, Saul Pimpson said: By the look in your eye he can tell you're gonna cry Is it over Cam? If it is, save your tears For he's not worth it, you see For he's type of boy who is always on the roam Wherever he lays his **** he's Jerome. Nearly went the Marvin route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistaram Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Saul Pimpson said: By the look in your eye he can tell you're gonna cry Is it over Cam? If it is, save your tears For he's not worth it, you see For he's type of boy who is always on the roam Wherever he lays his **** he's Jerome. I hate Paul Young lousy voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Fantasy football with Baddiel and Skinner. Never mind seeing England win anything, I've never seen Derby win anything other than the 2nd division. A few Brian Clough trophies anorl. Join the club, my first season ticket was in 1991 as an enthusiastic 10 year old thinking Comyn & Coleman were the bees knees, and delighting in the attacking prowess of Ormondroyd and an on loan 53 year old Bobby Davison who we couldn't afford the £75,000 fee to keep , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Bespoke song idea, based on a classic football track. Jerome, he'll be scoring goals for us He's in the Derby way Jerome, he'll be scoring goals for us In every game we play We'll share every goal he is scoring Out there he will still hear us roaring And he'll give all he's got to give Cam-eron Jer-ome. Marvellous stuff. Inverurie will be sh itting himself at the competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 More like pi ssing me self, along with David Bowie and Cameron Jerome at the competition! sage.....I ought to report you to the Jerome Office." ["Jerome Office? Ahahahah!"] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee I'm Cameron Jerome and you can't catch me Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee I'm Cameron Jerome and you can't catch me, Said Cameron Jerome Well I gave him roasted toadstools, And a glass of dandelion wine. ([*burp* Pardon...]) Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne. Carried his bag, and gave him a Derby County Flag......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Take us home Cam Jerome To the league Where we belong West Ham up to Manchester Take us home Cam Jerome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, Inverurie Ram said: More like pi ssing me self, along with David Bowie and Cameron Jerome at the competition! sage.....I ought to report you to the Jerome Office." ["Jerome Office? Ahahahah!"] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee I'm Cameron Jerome and you can't catch me Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee I'm Cameron Jerome and you can't catch me, Said Cameron Jerome Well I gave him roasted toadstools, And a glass of dandelion wine. ([*burp* Pardon...]) Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne. Carried his bag, and gave him a Derby County Flag......... I get the feeling he's damning us both with faint praise, somehow. Those that can do, those that can't teach. Very occasionally, mind. p.s. You could devise an alternative based on a Scottish world cup song. "Don't come Jerome too soon" may be too personal, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyram Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 This is the one for sure 3 minutes ago, ariotofmyown said: Take us home Cam Jerome To the league Where we belong West Ham up to Manchester Take us home Cam Jerome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 After a Derby resident went to Aldi in his slippers and pyjama bottoms, Derby County have been quick to inform us that it was not CamJam in his JimJams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, stoneyram said: This is the one for sure Is it 'e'ccers like.........Manky Manx song for the Manky Manx........ariotofmyown go stand in the corner and shake your head son! Or better still get on the dance floor to the Cam Jerome Youth Pressure Dub Mix.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robglosta Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 (TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROAD) Take me hooooommmmeeee Cam Jeromeeeeeeee To the plaaaaaaace I belonggggggggg To the the top fliggghhtttttt Keep on scoringggggg Take me hooooome Cam Jeromeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robglosta Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 30 minutes ago, ariotofmyown said: Take us home Cam Jerome To the league Where we belong West Ham up to Manchester Take us home Cam Jerome Ha snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak10 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Cam Jerome Jerome he’s older than you and me (ahem) He’s gonna score 2 or 3 cam Jerome Jerome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, robglosta said: (TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROAD) Take me hooooommmmeeee Cam Jeromeeeeeeee To the plaaaaaaace I belonggggggggg To the the top fliggghhtttttt Keep on scoringggggg Take me hooooome Cam Jeromeeeeeee THIEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 55 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said: More like pi ssing me self, along with David Bowie and Cameron Jerome at the competition! sage.....I ought to report you to the Jerome Office." ["Jerome Office? Ahahahah!"] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee I'm Cameron Jerome and you can't catch me Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee I'm Cameron Jerome and you can't catch me, Said Cameron Jerome Well I gave him roasted toadstools, And a glass of dandelion wine. ([*burp* Pardon...]) Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne. Carried his bag, and gave him a Derby County Flag......... @Inverurie Ram. If you didn't exist, we'd have to invent you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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