dog Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 A teenage girl who claims to be my loving daughter says that after my name my grave stone should read "Pointless and a waste of time" What do you want your epitaph to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 It’s not all bad news, the tinnitus has stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 When my daughter first passed her driving test I told her I didn't want to put up a stone with "She had the right of way" on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 The lazy ******* is always sleeping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I told you I was ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 38 minutes ago, eddie said: I told you I was ill. Did you Spike a temperature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Past his sell by date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Here lies David St. Hubbins and why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I want a plaque in my local park that says "In memory of [insert real name here], who hated this park and everyone in it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 24 minutes ago, froggg said: Did you Spike a temperature? I was hoping that Spike would have had "Put me in the curry". I posted that in his online epitaph and received hate mail (obviously not from Spike fans). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I would like my headstone to be designed like a central heating thermostat,with the inscription ‘OFF’! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 “Well that escalated quickly!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Thieving git, buy your own flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 "We think." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 "I hope I'm dead and not just sleeping" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I’ll bet you I’m not dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mafiabob said: I’ll bet you I’m not dead "It was my own fault, my name was Andy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 "His name was Robert Paulson". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Divorced, off head, survived. Divorced, off head, died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Here he lies As usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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